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Keep dwelling in the past and you won't see the present.

I hate clowns," I say. "Why'd you have to bring up clowns? Zs aren't enough? Gotta talk about the smiley creepy guys too?

We can't afford another Deirdre issue.

Keep them dumb and broke and you have democratic, capitalistic slavery at its finest.

Promises are like assholes," Elsbeth pipes up. "They stink when you put your nose in them.

That just proves I have mad skills. I can shrug under any circumstance. I'm a motherfoing shrugging master, yo. "It

Who's got no thumbs and totally made best friends with a dragon? This guy!" She

Holy shit, I think I brought home some cannibal savant or something. Rain Man with a taste for people. Great?

I'm going to eat your fucking eyeballs and wear your faces when I'm done with you!

You want to know what happened, right? No, you don't. Just no. Big whopping no. A plate full of no with a side of no. I

I found the floor with my face. Blood

Sixty feet of drug fueled shark sped through the water, ready to eat every damn thing in sight.

Do your part before you die a horrible, screaming death, should be the official slogan of the apocalypse. There could be t-shirts and shit.