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Jake Bible quotes: Keep dwelling in the past and you won't see the present.

Keep dwelling in the past and you won't see the present.

Jake Bible quotes: I hate clowns," I say. "Why'd you have to bring up clowns? Zs aren't enough? Gotta talk about the smiley creepy guys too?

I hate clowns," I say. "Why'd you have to bring up clowns? Zs aren't enough? Gotta talk about the smiley creepy guys too?

Jake Bible quotes: We can't afford another Deirdre issue.

We can't afford another Deirdre issue.

Jake Bible quotes: Keep them dumb and broke and you have democratic, capitalistic slavery at its finest.

Keep them dumb and broke and you have democratic, capitalistic slavery at its finest.

Jake Bible quotes: Promises are like assholes," Elsbeth pipes up. "They stink when you put your nose in them.

Promises are like assholes," Elsbeth pipes up. "They stink when you put your nose in them.

Jake Bible quotes: That just proves I have mad skills. I can shrug under any circumstance. I'm a motherfoing shrugging master, yo. "It

That just proves I have mad skills. I can shrug under any circumstance. I'm a motherfoing shrugging master, yo. "It

Jake Bible quotes: Who's got no thumbs and totally made best friends with a dragon? This guy!" She

Who's got no thumbs and totally made best friends with a dragon? This guy!" She

Jake Bible quotes: Holy shit, I think I brought home some cannibal savant or something. Rain Man with a taste for people. Great?

Holy shit, I think I brought home some cannibal savant or something. Rain Man with a taste for people. Great?

Jake Bible quotes: I'm going to eat your fucking eyeballs and wear your faces when I'm done with you!

I'm going to eat your fucking eyeballs and wear your faces when I'm done with you!

Jake Bible quotes: You want to know what happened, right? No, you don't. Just no. Big whopping no. A plate full of no with a side of no. I

You want to know what happened, right? No, you don't. Just no. Big whopping no. A plate full of no with a side of no. I

Jake Bible quotes: I found the floor with my face. Blood

I found the floor with my face. Blood

Jake Bible quotes: Sixty feet of drug fueled shark sped through the water, ready to eat every damn thing in sight.

Sixty feet of drug fueled shark sped through the water, ready to eat every damn thing in sight.

Jake Bible quotes: Do your part before you die a horrible, screaming death, should be the official slogan of the apocalypse. There could be t-shirts and shit.

Do your part before you die a horrible, screaming death, should be the official slogan of the apocalypse. There could be t-shirts and shit.