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I'm investigating people who sacrifice trained killers to dark gods.
Perfect, it will keep him occupied.
In what capacity?
Bait.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

If you don't explain it all to me, I might strangle somebody. Of course, Raphael might like that ...

If a cultural reference flies over a man's head, does it make a sound if nobody else gets it.

On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one.

You will not pass! Roman thundered.
Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.

Would you care for something to drink?" "Is it poisoned?" "It's Saturday," I said. "We only serve poison during the week.

I learned that sometimes what you go looking for isn't as important as what you leave behind." My

Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries.

Every time I think you've reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe - ever expanding.

I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.

Damn boudas. I tell him he's under siege and he goes to take a nap.

I would have to stop at a local shelter and possibly PetSmart. They had silent, stealthy, vicious predators available for adoption.

I looked at the canine companion. Me cookies. You stay.

You destroyed five million dollars' worth of luxury cars."
"Yes, but none of them are wearing human heads as hood ornaments.

Death is forever. Death is nothing. But to save a life, that's everything.

The pain gets better with time," I told her. "It always hurts, but it gets better.

My lords! I'm not a castle. You don't have to storm me.

I love you, and you're the measure of my wrath.
Declan.

If this is a lynch mob, you didn't bring enough people, I said.

Rene looked at Grendel. "What in the world is that?"
"That's our mutant attack poodle," I told her.
"Is he chewing on a gun?

Are you done?" he asked. "Just getting started." I was so brave over the phone.

The sight of me puffing and straining apparently amused him to no end.

And your skin is like honey. I wonder how you taste."
Bitter and tired. "Mhm.

Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows.
"We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.

Some magic talents are destructive. Some are subtle. But no magic user should be taken lightly.

I would not leave you. I'll be there. Wherever you want 'there' to be.

This was heaven. "Hey, baby," Hugh said. Heaven just got canceled.

You threw him away. Sloppy, Hugh.

Maybe if I prayed to Miss Marple, she'd hook me up with a clue

I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.

He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me?

There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me."
"Then we're doomed for sure.

Half-man, half-beast, all nightmare. The shapeshifter warrior form.

Your body belongs to you alone. Touching it is a privilege, and it's up to you to grant it.

Keeping you safe keeps me in shape.

I wasn't moaning your name. I was shrieking in alarm." "That was the sexiest throaty shrieking I've ever heard.

It's never a good thing when the black volhv says "Uh-oh" and then runs for his life.

I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn't want to be late.

Aha! So I'm not crazy."
"You are most definitely crazy," Derek said. "But in a deranged, endearing way.

DOES EVERYBODY THINK I am an asshole?" Curran asked. "Only people who know you or have met you.

Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.

Your ability to remain alive never ceases to amaze me.

Somewhere in that database my name sat in its own little niche, the name of a reject, undisciplined and worthless. Just the way I liked it.

Julie was an issue riding on an issue and using a third issue for a whip.

Now we had two invisible intruders. Because one wasn't hard enough.

You should name him Fezzik."
"Inconceivable.

But then I didn't run from my challenges. I met them straight on and bashed my head against them, until it left me hurt, bloody, and dazed.

The concepts of right or wrong are always consequential. It can't be situational or it's not right or wrong.

It's not good to stare too long at the Mire. It might look back.

Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy.

Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?"
"Yep."
"Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?"
"Nope it's a pie.

To Mother "no" was simply a "yes" that hadn't had a chance to hear her out.

Most men got married because they were comfortable where they were, and breaking free was too hard and too unpleasant.

It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.

I take back what I said about the donkey,' Ascanio said. 'She's awesome

But whatever regrets she had, she would have to live with them. Regrets never did anyone any good.

No. Not my circus, not my undead monkeys.

I need you to get down there, open the stalls inside, and panic the horses."
" 'Panic'?" Gaston asked.
"Smile at them or something.

I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy.

Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts.

Where is Barbie?"
The female shifter snickered and choked it off.
"Is there a stripper pole?

It's not your job to die for your Pack! It's your job to make the other bastards die for theirs.

I'm going to kick you in the head when I get home. Repeatedly.

Does Curran not involve you in his strategic sessions?" Ghastek asked.
"Nope, I'm just here to look pretty.

I prefer the term 'sexual deviant' myself," Saiman said.

The stallion stared in my direction and bared his teeth. Now horses were giving me crap.

I once took a city with five men and a lame goat.

Sit on him? What kind of battle strategy is that?

Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny.

And men my prophet wail deride!

I like home. It's warm and there are books.

No offense, right. "No offense" stood for "I'm going to insult you, but you can't be mad at me.

Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.

I am a god. I don't do fair.

He was charming and funny and a bit scary, which was always a draw in my book.

I see Kayla dragged you into this."
I smiled at him. "No, sir, I just came to borrow a cup of sugar."
"Heh.

They're fanatics. It's like expecting humanity from a falling rock. It's not going to have a fit of compassion and not crack your skull open.

And then what?"
"I'll burn that bridge when I cross it.

It a dude and a girl, and the house and wooo scary things happen and then they kill everything.

An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers.

She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?"
He showed her his teeth. "Yes.

Those we love know us the best. They know all the right places to strike.

Only two kinds of people drink their coffee black: cops and serial killers.

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism.

He kissed me, and I pulled my personal psycho into bed with me.

It's almost as if the dead have no value unless we know that someone they are related to is still alive and mourning them.

I had once read a book that said a traveler should always have one and it made a lot of sense.

I'd managed to find a hobbit in the Caucasus Mountains. I wondered what he would do if I asked him about second breakfast.

It seems that we had ... not a better education, per se, but perhaps more incentive to use it. They learn, but they hardly think.

Some things can come to pass, he reminded himself. Some things are improbable, and some are impossible.

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.

Diplomatic," Barabas said. "Fuck diplomatic.

If you can't make it go away, wait it out.

She was pretty sure that if you died in the South, you'd have a layover in Atlanta before you reached the afterlife.

You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep."
"I only did it once."
"Once was weird enough, thank you.

Rose put down her fork. "Lord Submarine ... "
"Camarine."
"Whatever.

Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway.

I tried to scrounge up some awe but only got anxiety instead.

Mom?" Mother turned to Grandmother.
"What?"
"She's going to lunch with her kidnapper!"
"Take a picture for me," Grandma said.