Ilona Andrews Quotes
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Ilona Andrews Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I'm investigating people who sacrifice trained killers to dark gods.
Perfect, it will keep him occupied.
In what capacity?
Bait.
Perfect, it will keep him occupied.
In what capacity?
Bait.
If you don't explain it all to me, I might strangle somebody. Of course, Raphael might like that ...
Would you care for something to drink?" "Is it poisoned?" "It's Saturday," I said. "We only serve poison during the week.
Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries.
Every time I think you've reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe - ever expanding.
I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.
I would have to stop at a local shelter and possibly PetSmart. They had silent, stealthy, vicious predators available for adoption.
You destroyed five million dollars' worth of luxury cars."
"Yes, but none of them are wearing human heads as hood ornaments.
"Yes, but none of them are wearing human heads as hood ornaments.
Rene looked at Grendel. "What in the world is that?"
"That's our mutant attack poodle," I told her.
"Is he chewing on a gun?
"That's our mutant attack poodle," I told her.
"Is he chewing on a gun?
Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows.
"We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.
"We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.
He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me?
I wasn't moaning your name. I was shrieking in alarm." "That was the sexiest throaty shrieking I've ever heard.
Aha! So I'm not crazy."
"You are most definitely crazy," Derek said. "But in a deranged, endearing way.
"You are most definitely crazy," Derek said. "But in a deranged, endearing way.
Somewhere in that database my name sat in its own little niche, the name of a reject, undisciplined and worthless. Just the way I liked it.
But then I didn't run from my challenges. I met them straight on and bashed my head against them, until it left me hurt, bloody, and dazed.
The concepts of right or wrong are always consequential. It can't be situational or it's not right or wrong.
Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?"
"Yep."
"Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?"
"Nope it's a pie.
"Yep."
"Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?"
"Nope it's a pie.
Most men got married because they were comfortable where they were, and breaking free was too hard and too unpleasant.
It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.
I need you to get down there, open the stalls inside, and panic the horses."
" 'Panic'?" Gaston asked.
"Smile at them or something.
" 'Panic'?" Gaston asked.
"Smile at them or something.
I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy.
Does Curran not involve you in his strategic sessions?" Ghastek asked.
"Nope, I'm just here to look pretty.
"Nope, I'm just here to look pretty.
Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny.
I see Kayla dragged you into this."
I smiled at him. "No, sir, I just came to borrow a cup of sugar."
"Heh.
I smiled at him. "No, sir, I just came to borrow a cup of sugar."
"Heh.
They're fanatics. It's like expecting humanity from a falling rock. It's not going to have a fit of compassion and not crack your skull open.
That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism.
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism.
It's almost as if the dead have no value unless we know that someone they are related to is still alive and mourning them.
I'd managed to find a hobbit in the Caucasus Mountains. I wondered what he would do if I asked him about second breakfast.
It seems that we had ... not a better education, per se, but perhaps more incentive to use it. They learn, but they hardly think.
Some things can come to pass, he reminded himself. Some things are improbable, and some are impossible.
I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.
She was pretty sure that if you died in the South, you'd have a layover in Atlanta before you reached the afterlife.