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Ilona Andrews quotes: I'm investigating people who sacrifice trained killers to dark gods.Perfect, it will keep him occupied.In what capacity?Bait. I'm investigating people who sacrifice trained killers to dark gods.
Perfect, it will keep him occupied.
In what capacity?
Bait.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I'm welding the bimbo room shut. I'm welding the bimbo room shut.
Ilona Andrews quotes: If you don't explain it all to me, I might strangle somebody. Of course, Raphael might like that ... If you don't explain it all to me, I might strangle somebody. Of course, Raphael might like that ...
Ilona Andrews quotes: If a cultural reference flies over a man's head, does it make a sound if nobody else gets it. If a cultural reference flies over a man's head, does it make a sound if nobody else gets it.
Ilona Andrews quotes: On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one. On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one.
Ilona Andrews quotes: You will not pass! Roman thundered.Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf. You will not pass! Roman thundered.
Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Would you care for something to drink?" "Is it poisoned?" "It's Saturday," I said. "We only serve poison during the week. Would you care for something to drink?" "Is it poisoned?" "It's Saturday," I said. "We only serve poison during the week.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I learned that sometimes what you go looking for isn't as important as what you leave behind." My I learned that sometimes what you go looking for isn't as important as what you leave behind." My
Ilona Andrews quotes: Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries. Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Every time I think you've reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe - ever expanding. Every time I think you've reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe - ever expanding.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty. I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Damn boudas. I tell him he's under siege and he goes to take a nap. Damn boudas. I tell him he's under siege and he goes to take a nap.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I would have to stop at a local shelter and possibly PetSmart. They had silent, stealthy, vicious predators available for adoption. I would have to stop at a local shelter and possibly PetSmart. They had silent, stealthy, vicious predators available for adoption.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I looked at the canine companion. Me cookies. You stay. I looked at the canine companion. Me cookies. You stay.
Ilona Andrews quotes: You destroyed five million dollars' worth of luxury cars.""Yes, but none of them are wearing human heads as hood ornaments. You destroyed five million dollars' worth of luxury cars."
"Yes, but none of them are wearing human heads as hood ornaments.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Death is forever. Death is nothing. But to save a life, that's everything. Death is forever. Death is nothing. But to save a life, that's everything.
Ilona Andrews quotes: The pain gets better with time," I told her. "It always hurts, but it gets better. The pain gets better with time," I told her. "It always hurts, but it gets better.
Ilona Andrews quotes: My lords! I'm not a castle. You don't have to storm me. My lords! I'm not a castle. You don't have to storm me.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I love you, and you're the measure of my wrath.Declan. I love you, and you're the measure of my wrath.
Declan.
Ilona Andrews quotes: If this is a lynch mob, you didn't bring enough people, I said. If this is a lynch mob, you didn't bring enough people, I said.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Rene looked at Grendel. "What in the world is that?""That's our mutant attack poodle," I told her."Is he chewing on a gun? Rene looked at Grendel. "What in the world is that?"
"That's our mutant attack poodle," I told her.
"Is he chewing on a gun?
Ilona Andrews quotes: Are you done?" he asked. "Just getting started." I was so brave over the phone. Are you done?" he asked. "Just getting started." I was so brave over the phone.
Ilona Andrews quotes: The sight of me puffing and straining apparently amused him to no end. The sight of me puffing and straining apparently amused him to no end.
Ilona Andrews quotes: And your skin is like honey. I wonder how you taste."Bitter and tired. "Mhm. And your skin is like honey. I wonder how you taste."
Bitter and tired. "Mhm.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows."We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains. Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows.
"We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Some magic talents are destructive. Some are subtle. But no magic user should be taken lightly. Some magic talents are destructive. Some are subtle. But no magic user should be taken lightly.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I would not leave you. I'll be there. Wherever you want 'there' to be. I would not leave you. I'll be there. Wherever you want 'there' to be.
Ilona Andrews quotes: This was heaven. "Hey, baby," Hugh said. Heaven just got canceled. This was heaven. "Hey, baby," Hugh said. Heaven just got canceled.
Ilona Andrews quotes: You threw him away. Sloppy, Hugh. You threw him away. Sloppy, Hugh.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Maybe if I prayed to Miss Marple, she'd hook me up with a clue Maybe if I prayed to Miss Marple, she'd hook me up with a clue
Ilona Andrews quotes: I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire. I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.
Ilona Andrews quotes: He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me? He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me?
Ilona Andrews quotes: There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me.""Then we're doomed for sure. There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me."
"Then we're doomed for sure.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Half-man, half-beast, all nightmare. The shapeshifter warrior form. Half-man, half-beast, all nightmare. The shapeshifter warrior form.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Your body belongs to you alone. Touching it is a privilege, and it's up to you to grant it. Your body belongs to you alone. Touching it is a privilege, and it's up to you to grant it.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Keeping you safe keeps me in shape. Keeping you safe keeps me in shape.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I wasn't moaning your name. I was shrieking in alarm." "That was the sexiest throaty shrieking I've ever heard. I wasn't moaning your name. I was shrieking in alarm." "That was the sexiest throaty shrieking I've ever heard.
Ilona Andrews quotes: It's never a good thing when the black volhv says "Uh-oh" and then runs for his life. It's never a good thing when the black volhv says "Uh-oh" and then runs for his life.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn't want to be late. I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn't want to be late.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Aha! So I'm not crazy.""You are most definitely crazy," Derek said. "But in a deranged, endearing way. Aha! So I'm not crazy."
"You are most definitely crazy," Derek said. "But in a deranged, endearing way.
Ilona Andrews quotes: DOES EVERYBODY THINK I am an asshole?" Curran asked. "Only people who know you or have met you. DOES EVERYBODY THINK I am an asshole?" Curran asked. "Only people who know you or have met you.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog. Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Your ability to remain alive never ceases to amaze me. Your ability to remain alive never ceases to amaze me.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Somewhere in that database my name sat in its own little niche, the name of a reject, undisciplined and worthless. Just the way I liked it. Somewhere in that database my name sat in its own little niche, the name of a reject, undisciplined and worthless. Just the way I liked it.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Julie was an issue riding on an issue and using a third issue for a whip. Julie was an issue riding on an issue and using a third issue for a whip.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Now we had two invisible intruders. Because one wasn't hard enough. Now we had two invisible intruders. Because one wasn't hard enough.
Ilona Andrews quotes: You should name him Fezzik.""Inconceivable. You should name him Fezzik."
"Inconceivable.
Ilona Andrews quotes: But then I didn't run from my challenges. I met them straight on and bashed my head against them, until it left me hurt, bloody, and dazed. But then I didn't run from my challenges. I met them straight on and bashed my head against them, until it left me hurt, bloody, and dazed.
Ilona Andrews quotes: The concepts of right or wrong are always consequential. It can't be situational or it's not right or wrong. The concepts of right or wrong are always consequential. It can't be situational or it's not right or wrong.
Ilona Andrews quotes: It's not good to stare too long at the Mire. It might look back. It's not good to stare too long at the Mire. It might look back.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy. Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?""Yep.""Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?""Nope it's a pie. Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?"
"Yep."
"Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?"
"Nope it's a pie.
Ilona Andrews quotes: To Mother "no" was simply a "yes" that hadn't had a chance to hear her out. To Mother "no" was simply a "yes" that hadn't had a chance to hear her out.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Most men got married because they were comfortable where they were, and breaking free was too hard and too unpleasant. Most men got married because they were comfortable where they were, and breaking free was too hard and too unpleasant.
Ilona Andrews quotes: It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers. It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I take back what I said about the donkey,' Ascanio said. 'She's awesome I take back what I said about the donkey,' Ascanio said. 'She's awesome
Ilona Andrews quotes: But whatever regrets she had, she would have to live with them. Regrets never did anyone any good. But whatever regrets she had, she would have to live with them. Regrets never did anyone any good.
Ilona Andrews quotes: No. Not my circus, not my undead monkeys. No. Not my circus, not my undead monkeys.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I need you to get down there, open the stalls inside, and panic the horses."" 'Panic'?" Gaston asked."Smile at them or something. I need you to get down there, open the stalls inside, and panic the horses."
" 'Panic'?" Gaston asked.
"Smile at them or something.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy. I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts. Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Where is Barbie?"The female shifter snickered and choked it off."Is there a stripper pole? Where is Barbie?"
The female shifter snickered and choked it off.
"Is there a stripper pole?
Ilona Andrews quotes: It's not your job to die for your Pack! It's your job to make the other bastards die for theirs. It's not your job to die for your Pack! It's your job to make the other bastards die for theirs.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I'm going to kick you in the head when I get home. Repeatedly. I'm going to kick you in the head when I get home. Repeatedly.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Does Curran not involve you in his strategic sessions?" Ghastek asked. "Nope, I'm just here to look pretty. Does Curran not involve you in his strategic sessions?" Ghastek asked.
"Nope, I'm just here to look pretty.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I prefer the term 'sexual deviant' myself," Saiman said. I prefer the term 'sexual deviant' myself," Saiman said.
Ilona Andrews quotes: The stallion stared in my direction and bared his teeth. Now horses were giving me crap. The stallion stared in my direction and bared his teeth. Now horses were giving me crap.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I once took a city with five men and a lame goat. I once took a city with five men and a lame goat.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Sit on him? What kind of battle strategy is that? Sit on him? What kind of battle strategy is that?
Ilona Andrews quotes: Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny. Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny.
Ilona Andrews quotes: And men my prophet wail deride! And men my prophet wail deride!
Ilona Andrews quotes: I like home. It's warm and there are books. I like home. It's warm and there are books.
Ilona Andrews quotes: No offense, right. "No offense" stood for "I'm going to insult you, but you can't be mad at me. No offense, right. "No offense" stood for "I'm going to insult you, but you can't be mad at me.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric. Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I am a god. I don't do fair. I am a god. I don't do fair.
Ilona Andrews quotes: He was charming and funny and a bit scary, which was always a draw in my book. He was charming and funny and a bit scary, which was always a draw in my book.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I see Kayla dragged you into this."I smiled at him. "No, sir, I just came to borrow a cup of sugar.""Heh. I see Kayla dragged you into this."
I smiled at him. "No, sir, I just came to borrow a cup of sugar."
"Heh.
Ilona Andrews quotes: They're fanatics. It's like expecting humanity from a falling rock. It's not going to have a fit of compassion and not crack your skull open. They're fanatics. It's like expecting humanity from a falling rock. It's not going to have a fit of compassion and not crack your skull open.
Ilona Andrews quotes: And then what?""I'll burn that bridge when I cross it. And then what?"
"I'll burn that bridge when I cross it.
Ilona Andrews quotes: It a dude and a girl, and the house and wooo scary things happen and then they kill everything. It a dude and a girl, and the house and wooo scary things happen and then they kill everything.
Ilona Andrews quotes: An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers. An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers.
Ilona Andrews quotes: She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?"He showed her his teeth. "Yes. She surveyed the carnage behind him. "Did you have fun?"
He showed her his teeth. "Yes.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Those we love know us the best. They know all the right places to strike. Those we love know us the best. They know all the right places to strike.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Only two kinds of people drink their coffee black: cops and serial killers. Only two kinds of people drink their coffee black: cops and serial killers.
Ilona Andrews quotes: That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism.
Ilona Andrews quotes: He kissed me, and I pulled my personal psycho into bed with me. He kissed me, and I pulled my personal psycho into bed with me.
Ilona Andrews quotes: It's almost as if the dead have no value unless we know that someone they are related to is still alive and mourning them. It's almost as if the dead have no value unless we know that someone they are related to is still alive and mourning them.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I had once read a book that said a traveler should always have one and it made a lot of sense. I had once read a book that said a traveler should always have one and it made a lot of sense.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I'd managed to find a hobbit in the Caucasus Mountains. I wondered what he would do if I asked him about second breakfast. I'd managed to find a hobbit in the Caucasus Mountains. I wondered what he would do if I asked him about second breakfast.
Ilona Andrews quotes: It seems that we had ... not a better education, per se, but perhaps more incentive to use it. They learn, but they hardly think. It seems that we had ... not a better education, per se, but perhaps more incentive to use it. They learn, but they hardly think.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Some things can come to pass, he reminded himself. Some things are improbable, and some are impossible. Some things can come to pass, he reminded himself. Some things are improbable, and some are impossible.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded. I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Diplomatic," Barabas said. "Fuck diplomatic. Diplomatic," Barabas said. "Fuck diplomatic.
Ilona Andrews quotes: If you can't make it go away, wait it out. If you can't make it go away, wait it out.
Ilona Andrews quotes: She was pretty sure that if you died in the South, you'd have a layover in Atlanta before you reached the afterlife. She was pretty sure that if you died in the South, you'd have a layover in Atlanta before you reached the afterlife.
Ilona Andrews quotes: You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep.""I only did it once.""Once was weird enough, thank you. You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep."
"I only did it once."
"Once was weird enough, thank you.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Rose put down her fork. "Lord Submarine ... " "Camarine." "Whatever. Rose put down her fork. "Lord Submarine ... "
"Camarine."
"Whatever.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway. Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway.
Ilona Andrews quotes: I tried to scrounge up some awe but only got anxiety instead. I tried to scrounge up some awe but only got anxiety instead.
Ilona Andrews quotes: Mom?" Mother turned to Grandmother."What?""She's going to lunch with her kidnapper!""Take a picture for me," Grandma said. Mom?" Mother turned to Grandmother.
"What?"
"She's going to lunch with her kidnapper!"
"Take a picture for me," Grandma said.

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