Iliza Shlesinger Quotes

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Iliza Shlesinger quotes: It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
Iliza Shlesinger quotes: Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every day in my life. Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong on observational humor, it stems from what I see every day in my life.
Iliza Shlesinger quotes: I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs.
Iliza Shlesinger quotes: It said, 'War Is Not the Answer.' I disagree. I think war absolutely is the answer. And if you don't agree with me, happy Fourth of July. It said, 'War Is Not the Answer.' I disagree. I think war absolutely is the answer. And if you don't agree with me, happy Fourth of July.
Iliza Shlesinger quotes: Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out. Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out.
Iliza Shlesinger quotes: When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you're answer shouldn't be great, I like that bar and they'll have the Rockets game on too. When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you're answer shouldn't be great, I like that bar and they'll have the Rockets game on too.
Iliza Shlesinger quotes: I don't come up with ideas, they come to me. I write them down and try to convey what's wrong with me to the audience as best I can. I don't come up with ideas, they come to me. I write them down and try to convey what's wrong with me to the audience as best I can.
Iliza Shlesinger quotes: If I could have any job I would be a cat ... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public. If I could have any job I would be a cat ... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public.
Iliza Shlesinger quotes: Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I'll go with the fries. Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I'll go with the fries.
Iliza Shlesinger quotes: The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring. The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.