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Howard Tayler quotes: Maxim 2: A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Maxim 2:
A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Howard Tayler quotes: Only cheaters prosper.

Only cheaters prosper.

Howard Tayler quotes: New orders: Make sure everybody who doesn't want to live here is aboard in five minutes. We are leaving.-Captain Kevyn Andreyasn

New orders: Make sure everybody who doesn't want to live here is aboard in five minutes. We are leaving.
-Captain Kevyn Andreyasn

Howard Tayler quotes: Yes, but none of them can steal my ship.None of them are smart enough to know that it was the right thing to do at the time.

Yes, but none of them can steal my ship.
None of them are smart enough to know that it was the right thing to do at the time.

Howard Tayler quotes: You're more mean-spirited than I remember you being.""It's this organic body. Hologram fur wasn't itchy.

You're more mean-spirited than I remember you being."
"It's this organic body. Hologram fur wasn't itchy.

Howard Tayler quotes: We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.Cross it? I'm making plans to destroy the bridge from orbit.-Colonel Ceeta & Captain Tagon

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Cross it? I'm making plans to destroy the bridge from orbit.
-Colonel Ceeta & Captain Tagon

Howard Tayler quotes: Is it really 'pro bono' if a lawyer takes your case in exchange for explosives?-Captain Hartung

Is it really 'pro bono' if a lawyer takes your case in exchange for explosives?
-Captain Hartung

Howard Tayler quotes: The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.

The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.

Howard Tayler quotes: When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case.

When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case.

Howard Tayler quotes: Now, let's hear some properly terrified screaming, puny humans!

Now, let's hear some properly terrified screaming, puny humans!

Howard Tayler quotes: They're holding flushes of face cards, and I think we're the pot.

They're holding flushes of face cards, and I think we're the pot.

Howard Tayler quotes: Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.

Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.

Howard Tayler quotes: Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?

Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?

Howard Tayler quotes: There are customers we serve, and customers we service.-Captain Andreyasn

There are customers we serve, and customers we service.
-Captain Andreyasn

Howard Tayler quotes: What do you think? Overkill?""I don't believe there is any such thing.But in this case, 'yes, overkill.

What do you think? Overkill?"
"I don't believe there is any such thing.
But in this case, 'yes, overkill.

Howard Tayler quotes: Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.

Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.

Howard Tayler quotes: The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.

The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.

Howard Tayler quotes: When I find the guy who torched that forest, I'm going to eat him. And I'm only going to half-cook him first.-Sergeant Schlock

When I find the guy who torched that forest, I'm going to eat him. And I'm only going to half-cook him first.
-Sergeant Schlock

Howard Tayler quotes: As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me.-Captain Tagon

As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me.
-Captain Tagon

Howard Tayler quotes: Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.

Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.

Howard Tayler quotes: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.

Howard Tayler quotes: Are you guys really arguing over where to eat dinner?""It's one of the more savage tools in the diplomatic arsenal.

Are you guys really arguing over where to eat dinner?"
"It's one of the more savage tools in the diplomatic arsenal.

Howard Tayler quotes: I'll leave you two alone. Morality might be contagious.

I'll leave you two alone. Morality might be contagious.