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Maxim 2:
A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Only cheaters prosper.

New orders: Make sure everybody who doesn't want to live here is aboard in five minutes. We are leaving.
-Captain Kevyn Andreyasn

Yes, but none of them can steal my ship.
None of them are smart enough to know that it was the right thing to do at the time.

You're more mean-spirited than I remember you being."
"It's this organic body. Hologram fur wasn't itchy.

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Cross it? I'm making plans to destroy the bridge from orbit.
-Colonel Ceeta & Captain Tagon

Is it really 'pro bono' if a lawyer takes your case in exchange for explosives?
-Captain Hartung

The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.

When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case.

Now, let's hear some properly terrified screaming, puny humans!

They're holding flushes of face cards, and I think we're the pot.

Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.

Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?

There are customers we serve, and customers we service.
-Captain Andreyasn

What do you think? Overkill?"
"I don't believe there is any such thing.
But in this case, 'yes, overkill.

Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.

The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.

When I find the guy who torched that forest, I'm going to eat him. And I'm only going to half-cook him first.
-Sergeant Schlock

As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me.
-Captain Tagon

Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.

A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.

Are you guys really arguing over where to eat dinner?"
"It's one of the more savage tools in the diplomatic arsenal.

I'll leave you two alone. Morality might be contagious.