Howard Stern Quotes

Top 48 wise famous quotes and sayings by Howard Stern

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Howard Stern quotes: I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys. I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.
Howard Stern quotes: I don't talk about my salary. I don't talk about my salary.
Howard Stern quotes: Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip. Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.
Howard Stern quotes: I think people of lesser talent will become stars. I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
Howard Stern quotes: There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums. There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.
Howard Stern quotes: Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
Howard Stern quotes: We've got a guy coming on who predicted a quake the last time on the show; I don't know what to make of this earthquake prediction stuff. We've got a guy coming on who predicted a quake the last time on the show; I don't know what to make of this earthquake prediction stuff.
Howard Stern quotes: 'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales. 'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
Howard Stern quotes: I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting. I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
Howard Stern quotes: If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship. If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
Howard Stern quotes: Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn't matter how many satellites you fing stick in the air. Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn't matter how many satellites you f
ing stick in the air.
Howard Stern quotes: It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly. It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.
Howard Stern quotes: I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists. I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
Howard Stern quotes: You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career. You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.
Howard Stern quotes: I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble. I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.
Howard Stern quotes: Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises except for those of us who have vaginas. Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises
except for those of us who have vaginas.
Howard Stern quotes: My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing. My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
Howard Stern quotes: When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
Howard Stern quotes: I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated. I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
Howard Stern quotes: I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene. I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
Howard Stern quotes: I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do. I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
Howard Stern quotes: Here's what happens when you dieyou sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens. Here's what happens when you die
you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.
Howard Stern quotes: I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death. I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
Howard Stern quotes: Late night television is ready for someone like me ... standards have gone to an all-time low. Late night television is ready for someone like me ... standards have gone to an all-time low.
Howard Stern quotes: I've come to appreciate other people's talents. I've come to appreciate other people's talents.
Howard Stern quotes: It's no treat being in bed with me. It's no treat being in bed with me.
Howard Stern quotes: I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe. I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
Howard Stern quotes: I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled. I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.
Howard Stern quotes: What a crazy idea to put me on a family show! What a crazy idea to put me on a family show!
Howard Stern quotes: Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new. Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.
Howard Stern quotes: I believe in censorship when it benefits me. I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
Howard Stern quotes: I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
Howard Stern quotes: Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny. Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
Howard Stern quotes: I didn't listen to executives. I didn't listen to executives.
Howard Stern quotes: I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised. I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
Howard Stern quotes: I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose. I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.
Howard Stern quotes: This country (United States) has too many freedoms. This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
Howard Stern quotes: I'm the voice of honesty. I'm the voice of honesty.