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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I will never feel successful.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.

I don't talk about my salary.

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

I'm not looking for a paycheck.

We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.

Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.

I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.

I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

What a crazy idea to put me on a family show!

I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

Late night television is ready for someone like me ... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.

Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.

I believe in censorship when it benefits me.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

I didn't listen to executives.

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.

This country (United States) has too many freedoms.

I'm the voice of honesty.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.

We've got a guy coming on who predicted a quake the last time on the show; I don't know what to make of this earthquake prediction stuff.

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn't matter how many satellites you f
ing stick in the air.

It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises
except for those of us who have vaginas.

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.

Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

Here's what happens when you die
you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.