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Harry Hill quotes: I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.

Harry Hill quotes: I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.

I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.

Harry Hill quotes: You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.

You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.

Harry Hill quotes: I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.

I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.

Harry Hill quotes: It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

Harry Hill quotes: The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?

The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?

Harry Hill quotes: never say never. whoops - said it twice

never say never. whoops - said it twice

Harry Hill quotes: My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.