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Harris Wittels quotes: I'm very reactive, I think. I'm down to throw down with people. Online, of course. Not in person.

I'm very reactive, I think. I'm down to throw down with people. Online, of course. Not in person.

Harris Wittels quotes: Death is beautiful, part of life... No, it is sad. It's sad when anyone dies. Even though every single human dies. So it's really not that sad.

Death is beautiful, part of life... No, it is sad. It's sad when anyone dies. Even though every single human dies. So it's really not that sad.

Harris Wittels quotes: I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay.

I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay.

Harris Wittels quotes: Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!

Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!

Harris Wittels quotes: I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part.

I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part.

Harris Wittels quotes: I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja.

I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja.