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Haresh Daswani quotes: Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder

Haresh Daswani quotes: I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary

Haresh Daswani quotes: The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later

The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later

Haresh Daswani quotes: The main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up a tree

The main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up a tree

Haresh Daswani quotes: If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl

If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl

Haresh Daswani quotes: You can tell if the person is beautiful inside after the autopsy

You can tell if the person is beautiful inside after the autopsy

Haresh Daswani quotes: I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny

I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny

Haresh Daswani quotes: I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me

I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me