Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes
Top 25 wise famous quotes and sayings by Greg Fitzsimmons
Greg Fitzsimmons Famous Quotes & Sayings
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We are now able to create virtual realities on computers. Are we all living in one created by someone in the future?
I enjoy writing the same way I enjoy doing standup. Part of the challenge is being creative and making it work no matter what the constraints.
I'm kinda stuck in that awkward in-between stage where my hair is just starting to fall out, but I'm still maintaining my youthful acne.
I was just in Las Vegas, where prostitution is legal. Which is a relief because I live in Los Angeles, where it is mandatory.
I'm sure people are shocked when they see a guy speeding and cutting them off and having road rage while in a Prius.
I have to stop watching the Olympics. It just reminds me that I forgot to try really hard at something.
I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that.
The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks.
When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.
I love when problems have simple solutions. Cold medicine. Umbrellas. Condoms. Tax incentives & subsidies attracting favored industries.
Rescuing dogs is looked upon as a noble, trendy pursuit. But wouldn't rescuing a man from a homeless shelter be, in fact, more humane?
My kids teased me at dinner that I'm not cool. I told them if I was cool I wouldn't be sitting at home with my kids. Pass the gravy.