Gilbert Gottfried Quotes
Top 48 wise famous quotes and sayings by Gilbert Gottfried
Gilbert Gottfried Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Gilbert Gottfried on Wise Famous Quotes.
I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane.
Reality TV has totally destroyed soap operas. They're gone. They used to be the biggest thing in the world - they're gone.
If someone says that I'm the best at anything, I always just agree with them. I'm certainly not gonna argue.
There definitely is exposure in reality shows, but the exposure will basically get you more reality shows.
The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.
If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.
If I could cause world peace by taking someone out to lunch, I'd go, 'Well, war isn't that terrible.'
With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.
When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters.
I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'
Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that.
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
There are certain things I don't want to joke about. If it's about somebody else, it's fine. If it's about me, I think it's totally insensitive!