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Gail Parent quotes: In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.

In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.

Gail Parent quotes: Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.

Gail Parent quotes: When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.

When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.

Gail Parent quotes: Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.

Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.

Gail Parent quotes: How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting ... old? If I'm ... old, then what is she?

How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting ... old? If I'm ... old, then what is she?

Gail Parent quotes: She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.

Gail Parent quotes: Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?

Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?

Gail Parent quotes: The first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.

The first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.

Gail Parent quotes: Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.

Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.