
Hey, I resent that. Female me would be hot," he

Bullies before beauties,

Rise and shine, asshole,

rule of negotiation is don't check your emotion at the door, but don't let it cloud your mind.

It's still perfect, which is how things are before you try them, how people are before you love them, or think you love them.

And then one day you get on a plane and you come home and you realize that was all it took to get back to yourself,

The look on Tanner's face is priceless. I want to take a picture of it, frame it, and hang it over my mantel so I can give it the finger every day.

Clown cars don't work unless all the clowns are inside.

the scent of her skin salty with sweat but sweet at the same time, like swimming through an ocean of roses.

I think the rules of our truce prohibit the use of words like 'squeeze.' That's an automatic foul.

How about I introduce you to my favorite guilty pleasure?" He gasps and looks offended. "I thought that was me.

It's probably not going to shock you to hear this, but I'm fricking starving.