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Eve Jagger quotes: Librarians often are wild in the sack, just like accountants.

Librarians often are wild in the sack, just like accountants.

Eve Jagger quotes: Country music is basically one-third a part of Southern blood, the other two being church and sweet tea.

Country music is basically one-third a part of Southern blood, the other two being church and sweet tea.

Eve Jagger quotes: I'll take whatever I want, tiger.

I'll take whatever I want, tiger.

Eve Jagger quotes: I promise," I say. "No more lies." But that doesn't mean I have to tell him the truth.

I promise," I say. "No more lies." But that doesn't mean I have to tell him the truth.

Eve Jagger quotes: To all the men in the bar: I'm not sorry, but her attention's on me. She

To all the men in the bar: I'm not sorry, but her attention's on me. She

Eve Jagger quotes: Oh, bless your heart," she says, which in southern is akin to 'you poor, stupid thing.

Oh, bless your heart," she says, which in southern is akin to 'you poor, stupid thing.

Eve Jagger quotes: Well, technically we make money off of the guys trying to get laid by the sexy drunk girls." He

Well, technically we make money off of the guys trying to get laid by the sexy drunk girls." He

Eve Jagger quotes: If I knew this was what I was gonna get out of playing ball, I would have picked it up years ago.

If I knew this was what I was gonna get out of playing ball, I would have picked it up years ago.

Eve Jagger quotes: Hey, I resent that. Female me would be hot," he

Hey, I resent that. Female me would be hot," he

Eve Jagger quotes: Bullies before beauties,

Bullies before beauties,

Eve Jagger quotes: Rise and shine, asshole,

Rise and shine, asshole,

Eve Jagger quotes: rule of negotiation is don't check your emotion at the door, but don't let it cloud your mind.

rule of negotiation is don't check your emotion at the door, but don't let it cloud your mind.

Eve Jagger quotes: It's still perfect, which is how things are before you try them, how people are before you love them, or think you love them.

It's still perfect, which is how things are before you try them, how people are before you love them, or think you love them.

Eve Jagger quotes: And then one day you get on a plane and you come home and you realize that was all it took to get back to yourself,

And then one day you get on a plane and you come home and you realize that was all it took to get back to yourself,

Eve Jagger quotes: The look on Tanner's face is priceless. I want to take a picture of it, frame it, and hang it over my mantel so I can give it the finger

The look on Tanner's face is priceless. I want to take a picture of it, frame it, and hang it over my mantel so I can give it the finger every day.

Eve Jagger quotes: Clown cars don't work unless all the clowns are inside.

Clown cars don't work unless all the clowns are inside.

Eve Jagger quotes: the scent of her skin salty with sweat but sweet at the same time, like swimming through an ocean of roses.

the scent of her skin salty with sweat but sweet at the same time, like swimming through an ocean of roses.

Eve Jagger quotes: I think the rules of our truce prohibit the use of words like 'squeeze.' That's an automatic foul.

I think the rules of our truce prohibit the use of words like 'squeeze.' That's an automatic foul.

Eve Jagger quotes: How about I introduce you to my favorite guilty pleasure?" He gasps and looks offended. "I thought that was me.

How about I introduce you to my favorite guilty pleasure?" He gasps and looks offended. "I thought that was me.

Eve Jagger quotes: It's probably not going to shock you to hear this, but I'm fricking starving.

It's probably not going to shock you to hear this, but I'm fricking starving.