Earl Wilson Quotes
Top 37 wise famous quotes and sayings by Earl Wilson
Earl Wilson Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Earl Wilson on Wise Famous Quotes.
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.