Earl Wilson Quotes

Top 37 wise famous quotes and sayings by Earl Wilson

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Earl Wilson quotes: Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Earl Wilson quotes: A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Earl Wilson quotes: Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Earl Wilson quotes: Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys. Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
Earl Wilson quotes: Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
Earl Wilson quotes: Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty. Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
Earl Wilson quotes: If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Earl Wilson quotes: Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Earl Wilson quotes: One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Earl Wilson quotes: If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson quotes: Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
Earl Wilson quotes: A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie. A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Earl Wilson quotes: The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
Earl Wilson quotes: Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves. Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
Earl Wilson quotes: Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.
Earl Wilson quotes: He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone. He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Earl Wilson quotes: Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death. Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Earl Wilson quotes: Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure. Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
Earl Wilson quotes: Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Earl Wilson quotes: To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible. To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
Earl Wilson quotes: Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
Earl Wilson quotes: A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance. A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
Earl Wilson quotes: You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.