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Earl Wilson quotes: Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

Earl Wilson quotes: Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Earl Wilson quotes: Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Earl Wilson quotes: Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

Earl Wilson quotes: Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Earl Wilson quotes: An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Earl Wilson quotes: Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Earl Wilson quotes: A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Earl Wilson quotes: A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

Earl Wilson quotes: The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

Earl Wilson quotes: Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Earl Wilson quotes: Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.

Earl Wilson quotes: This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Earl Wilson quotes: Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Earl Wilson quotes: He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

Earl Wilson quotes: Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Earl Wilson quotes: If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.

If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.

Earl Wilson quotes: Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.

Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.

Earl Wilson quotes: If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Earl Wilson quotes: You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Earl Wilson quotes: A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

Earl Wilson quotes: Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

Earl Wilson quotes: To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Earl Wilson quotes: Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Earl Wilson quotes: Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Earl Wilson quotes: Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.

Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.

Earl Wilson quotes: Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

Earl Wilson quotes: Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

Earl Wilson quotes: If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

Earl Wilson quotes: Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

Earl Wilson quotes: He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

Earl Wilson quotes: Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

Earl Wilson quotes: Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Earl Wilson quotes: The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Earl Wilson quotes: One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Earl Wilson quotes: A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

Earl Wilson quotes: Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.