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Drew Magary quotes: Jokes about butts WORKED.

Jokes about butts WORKED.

Drew Magary quotes: At 1 A.M. a parking garage feels like a crime scene in waiting.

At 1 A.M. a parking garage feels like a crime scene in waiting.

Drew Magary quotes: She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady.

She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady.

Drew Magary quotes: I know I still had to take money from my parents, because no one can afford to live in Manhattan, not even the rich people.

I know I still had to take money from my parents, because no one can afford to live in Manhattan, not even the rich people.

Drew Magary quotes: It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass.

It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass.

Drew Magary quotes: Most of us are good. Most of us mean well. But we somehow manage to hurt each other anyway. Don't ask me why.

Most of us are good. Most of us mean well. But we somehow manage to hurt each other anyway. Don't ask me why.

Drew Magary quotes: I wanted to write a book that maybe had the potential to go beyond the Deadspin and KSK [Kissing Suzy Kolber] readership.

I wanted to write a book that maybe had the potential to go beyond the Deadspin and KSK [Kissing Suzy Kolber] readership.

Drew Magary quotes: Death is the only thing keeping us in line.

Death is the only thing keeping us in line.

Drew Magary quotes: For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.

For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.

Drew Magary quotes: You'll paint some nursery and the kid will want to sleep in a drawer.

You'll paint some nursery and the kid will want to sleep in a drawer.

Drew Magary quotes: You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what I try to do.

You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what I try to do.

Drew Magary quotes: This is your life and the afterlife merged together in one perfect, endless existence.

This is your life and the afterlife merged together in one perfect, endless existence.

Drew Magary quotes: Every book was a door; every page a new place to hide.

Every book was a door; every page a new place to hide.