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Jokes about butts WORKED.

At 1 A.M. a parking garage feels like a crime scene in waiting.

She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady.

I know I still had to take money from my parents, because no one can afford to live in Manhattan, not even the rich people.

It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass.

Most of us are good. Most of us mean well. But we somehow manage to hurt each other anyway. Don't ask me why.

I wanted to write a book that maybe had the potential to go beyond the Deadspin and KSK [Kissing Suzy Kolber] readership.

Death is the only thing keeping us in line.

For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.

You'll paint some nursery and the kid will want to sleep in a drawer.

You need to be funny in a way that people feel like you're trying to make a deeper connection. So that's what I try to do.

This is your life and the afterlife merged together in one perfect, endless existence.

Every book was a door; every page a new place to hide.