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Devon Monk quotes: Looks like it's game time," Shame said. "Beautiful day for some ass kicking, don't you think? Looks like it's game time," Shame said. "Beautiful day for some ass kicking, don't you think?
Devon Monk quotes: Foolish heart, I thought. I don't have time for you.But my heart, being foolish, did not listen. Foolish heart, I thought. I don't have time for you.
But my heart, being foolish, did not listen.
Devon Monk quotes: It's not a damn death wish. I just know how much my pain is worth. It's not a damn death wish. I just know how much my pain is worth.
Devon Monk quotes: Don't tell me there are more things like that on the streets." "Okay," he said. Don't tell me there are more things like that on the streets."
"Okay," he said.
Devon Monk quotes: Instinct told me it was dangerous. I could handle dangerous. Dangerous and me went back a long way. We did lunch when dangerous was in town. Instinct told me it was dangerous.
I could handle dangerous. Dangerous and me went back a long way. We did lunch when dangerous was in town.
Devon Monk quotes: Magic is a heartless bitch, and she's had me by the throat for years. Magic is a heartless bitch, and she's had me by the throat for years.
Devon Monk quotes: So, the date was on. I'd tell Zayvion I had a chaperone. Maybe he could help me figure it out. So, the date was on. I'd tell Zayvion I had a chaperone. Maybe he could help me figure it out.
Devon Monk quotes: Don't be an idiot," Terric said. "You were unconscious less than ten minutes ago." "And you were a dick. One of us got better. Don't be an idiot," Terric said. "You were unconscious less than ten minutes ago."
"And you were a dick. One of us got better.
Devon Monk quotes: Let's use our heads," he said, giving Shame a hard look. Shame just grinned. "That's my favorite thing to use. Let's use our heads," he said, giving Shame a hard look.
Shame just grinned. "That's my favorite thing to use.
Devon Monk quotes: I relaxed my grip. "Say I win." "I win," he managed. I relaxed my grip. "Say I win."

"I win," he managed.
Devon Monk quotes: But it was getting pretty hard to grieve someone who wouldn't just get on with the dying. But it was getting pretty hard to grieve someone who wouldn't just get on with the dying.
Devon Monk quotes: Magic was not a required course. He could have a degree in Wiffle ball for all I knew. Magic was not a required course. He could have a degree in Wiffle ball for all I knew.
Devon Monk quotes: Aspirin? I asked. It came out sounding a lot like ass spoon, but Zayvion seemed fluent in mumbleze. Aspirin? I asked. It came out sounding a lot like ass spoon, but Zayvion seemed fluent in mumbleze.
Devon Monk quotes: Cody?" I said. "Why are you dead?" Tact. I got it. Cody?" I said. "Why are you dead?" Tact. I got it.
Devon Monk quotes: I don't know what's happened to you. You used to be such a nice girl. Now you've gone all stabby and whatnot. I don't know what's happened to you. You used to be such a nice girl. Now you've gone all stabby and whatnot.
Devon Monk quotes: The price for using dark magic is death, so that goes a long way toward deterring users. The price for using dark magic is death, so that goes a long way toward deterring users.
Devon Monk quotes: Portland's good at wet. The best. Portland's good at wet. The best.
Devon Monk quotes: There was a Dad-shaped emptiness in all of our lives, and I didn't think any of us knew how to fill it yet. There was a Dad-shaped emptiness in all of our lives, and I didn't think any of us knew how to fill it yet.
Devon Monk quotes: Apparently loved did weird things to a girl's practical decision-making skills - Matilda Apparently loved did weird things to a girl's practical decision-making skills - Matilda
Devon Monk quotes: I was about to meditate like no one had ever meditated before. I was about to meditate like no one had ever meditated before.
Devon Monk quotes: I was now officially Beckstrom the storm rod. And I hated it. I was now officially Beckstrom the storm rod. And I hated it.
Devon Monk quotes: I doubted vampire stuff would work on my disembodied father. He might have been a soulless bastard, but he was not an actual vampire. I doubted vampire stuff would work on my disembodied father. He might have been a soulless bastard, but he was not an actual vampire.
Devon Monk quotes: That's crazy-rare." "And now it's extinct. That's crazy-rare."

"And now it's extinct.
Devon Monk quotes: Oh, I was so not a wilting flower. I'd let a man pick me up and carry me because I couldn't handle the price of using magic when I was Oh, I was so not a wilting flower. I'd let a man pick me up and carry me because I couldn't handle the price of using magic when I was dead. Again.
Devon Monk quotes: What's the matter, suddenly develop a fashion sense? What's the matter, suddenly develop a fashion sense?
Devon Monk quotes: But even in the unglamorous warp of the peephole, she looked like a million sunny days to me. But even in the unglamorous warp of the peephole, she looked like a million sunny days to me.
Devon Monk quotes: Stone and blocks, like butter and bread. Stone and blocks, like butter and bread.
Devon Monk quotes: He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang. He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang.
Devon Monk quotes: Stone growled and stepped toward Dad, fangs bared. That's a good gargoyle. Take a bite out of Daddy for me. Stone growled and stepped toward Dad, fangs bared. That's a good gargoyle. Take a bite out of Daddy for me.
Devon Monk quotes: More drinking, less flirting," he said. "Or so help me I'll throw ice at you. More drinking, less flirting," he said. "Or so help me I'll throw ice at you.
Devon Monk quotes: I felt like I should be wearing a sign that said "damaged" or "failure" or, at least, "injured." But some wounds only scar on the inside. Ryder I felt like I should be wearing a sign that said "damaged" or "failure" or, at least, "injured." But some wounds only scar on the inside. Ryder
Devon Monk quotes: I tried to put my left arm around him too, but the vase of flowers in my hand tipped and peed water on my floor. Did I know how to I tried to put my left arm around him too, but the vase of flowers in my hand tipped and peed water on my floor. Did I know how to do romance or what?
Devon Monk quotes: I thought you people had a manual for this kind of thing." He laughed. "We have a manual. Magic doesn't. I thought you people had a manual for this kind of thing."
He laughed. "We have a manual. Magic doesn't.
Devon Monk quotes: I needed sleep. Big squishy bunches of it. Soon. I needed sleep. Big squishy bunches of it. Soon.
Devon Monk quotes: Sunny, whose demeanor was the exact opposite of her name; Sunny, whose demeanor was the exact opposite of her name;
Devon Monk quotes: Fucking hell." He sighed dramatically. "I hate you, Beckstrom." "Hold on to that," I said. "You know, because anger will get you there. Fucking hell." He sighed dramatically. "I hate you, Beckstrom."
"Hold on to that," I said. "You know, because anger will get you there.
Devon Monk quotes: You know what you are, Mr. Vail?""In a hurry?" he answered."A coward. You know what you are, Mr. Vail?"
"In a hurry?" he answered.
"A coward.
Devon Monk quotes: He shoved at me, tried to take control, but I was nothing if not made of stubborn. He shoved at me, tried to take control, but I was nothing if not made of stubborn.
Devon Monk quotes: The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus) The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)
Devon Monk quotes: ... Keep your magic to yourself, missy.""Like I'd want my magic mixing with yours anyway. ... Keep your magic to yourself, missy."
"Like I'd want my magic mixing with yours anyway.
Devon Monk quotes: For a brief, weird minute I felt like Dorothy in Oz, walking down the street with Terric the doubtful, Shame the brainless, and heartless Zay. For a brief, weird minute I felt like Dorothy in Oz, walking down the street with Terric the doubtful, Shame the brainless, and heartless Zay.
Devon Monk quotes: Sometimes it is good to know your limits. Good to know you still have limits. It makes you human. And I wanted to stay that way. Zayvion Sometimes it is good to know your limits. Good to know you still have limits. It makes you human. And I wanted to stay that way. Zayvion
Devon Monk quotes: I cupped my hands over my ears. No, no, no. Get out. Get dead. I cupped my hands over my ears. No, no, no. Get out. Get dead.
Devon Monk quotes: Don't know about my knives, but my gun's made of pain. Don't know about my knives, but my gun's made of pain.
Devon Monk quotes: I think you're possessed." "Old news." "Huh. Anyone I know?" "My dad. It's a family issue I'm working on. I think you're possessed."
"Old news."
"Huh. Anyone I know?"
"My dad. It's a family issue I'm working on.
Devon Monk quotes: Hold up. I'm bait? Hold up. I'm bait?
Devon Monk quotes: What part of you is dead, my daughter?I didn't know - my sense of humor maybe? What part of you is dead, my daughter?
I didn't know - my sense of humor maybe?
Devon Monk quotes: Let go of the past, of the things I wanted, of the people I loved, and move forward. Let go of the past, of the things I wanted, of the people I loved, and move forward.
Devon Monk quotes: If you are to survive, you need to put your stubbornness aside and listen to me." "Oh, I just love that idea. If you are to survive, you need to put your stubbornness aside and listen to me."
"Oh, I just love that idea.
Devon Monk quotes: He was sunset against the mountains, strong, vibrant, dangerous, and yet somehow sheltering, protective. And married. Picnic, meet rain. He was sunset against the mountains, strong, vibrant, dangerous, and yet somehow sheltering, protective. And married.
Picnic, meet rain.
Devon Monk quotes: Abraham had almost kissed me.And I'd kicked him in the crotch.That was a promising beginning to a ten-year work relationship. Abraham had almost kissed me.
And I'd kicked him in the crotch.
That was a promising beginning to a ten-year work relationship.
Devon Monk quotes: Right. Conversation. I might want to try some of that. Right. Conversation. I might want to try some of that.
Devon Monk quotes: Gotta say you Portland people take weird to a new level. Gotta say you Portland people take weird to a new level.
Devon Monk quotes: I don't know how to explain it." "Try words. If that doesn't work, we'll move on to interpretive dance. I don't know how to explain it."
"Try words. If that doesn't work, we'll move on to interpretive dance.
Devon Monk quotes: You coming in here?" I asked. "Afraid I'll gnaw on your stepmother? You coming in here?" I asked.
"Afraid I'll gnaw on your stepmother?
Devon Monk quotes: I dressed in my bedroom, tugging on a pair of jeans, T-shirt, and heavy brown sweater that I'd picked up at a thrift store and loved down to holes. I dressed in my bedroom, tugging on a pair of jeans, T-shirt, and heavy brown sweater that I'd picked up at a thrift store and loved down to holes.
Devon Monk quotes: Hallelujah might be putting itself on the map, but that mark would be made in blood, as well as iron. Hallelujah might be putting itself on the map, but that mark would be made in blood, as well as iron.
Devon Monk quotes: She had that motherly no-bullshit way of using her hands as a second communication device and I always fell for it. She had that motherly no-bullshit way of using her hands as a second communication device and I always fell for it.
Devon Monk quotes: Meditate, he'd said. Jingo Jingo was such a joker. Meditate, he'd said. Jingo Jingo was such a joker.
Devon Monk quotes: Should I take anything?" I asked, as Shamus slammed the trunk shut. "A healthy sense of self-preservation would be good," he said. Should I take anything?" I asked, as Shamus slammed the trunk shut.
"A healthy sense of self-preservation would be good," he said.