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David Feherty quotes: Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.

Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.

David Feherty quotes: I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.

I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.

David Feherty quotes: I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.

I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.

David Feherty quotes: Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

David Feherty quotes: Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

David Feherty quotes: I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

David Feherty quotes: Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.

Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.

David Feherty quotes: It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

David Feherty quotes: Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

David Feherty quotes: The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

David Feherty quotes: That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.

That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.

David Feherty quotes: If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?

If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?

David Feherty quotes: Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.

Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad
ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.

David Feherty quotes: Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

David Feherty quotes: I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.