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Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.

I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.

I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.

Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.

If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?

Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad
ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.

Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.