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Even the road to Disneyland has potholes

I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly zone. Do not enter. No parking.

Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take shit from people.

I grew up Catholic. I was not above guilt trips.

Peter to Austin:
Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.

I made a mental note to call. Later.
Tomorrow. Next month. Or January.

I was not insecure. I was a perfectly normal combination of arrogant and narcissistic.

This is not at all funny."
"Which is why I'm not laughing.

Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid.

Do you know what I did to the last guy that called me Tinkerbelle?"
"Slept with him?"
Darryl was silent for a second. "After that.

Fundamentally I believed that I was unlovable.

Are you in love with me?" I asked, grinding my nails into my palms.
"Yes," he said simply. "But not yet

Let me know when you're done with this conversation. Peter needs his tongue bath. I mean sponge bath.