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Dani Alexander quotes: Even the road to Disneyland has potholes

Even the road to Disneyland has potholes

Dani Alexander quotes: I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly zone. Do not enter. No parking.

I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly zone. Do not enter. No parking.

Dani Alexander quotes: Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take shit from people.

Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take shit from people.

Dani Alexander quotes: I grew up Catholic. I was not above guilt trips.

I grew up Catholic. I was not above guilt trips.

Dani Alexander quotes: Peter to Austin:Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.

Peter to Austin:
Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.

Dani Alexander quotes: I made a mental note to call. Later.Tomorrow. Next month. Or January.

I made a mental note to call. Later.
Tomorrow. Next month. Or January.

Dani Alexander quotes: I was not insecure. I was a perfectly normal combination of arrogant and narcissistic.

I was not insecure. I was a perfectly normal combination of arrogant and narcissistic.

Dani Alexander quotes: This is not at all funny.""Which is why I'm not laughing.

This is not at all funny."
"Which is why I'm not laughing.

Dani Alexander quotes: Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid.

Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid.

Dani Alexander quotes: Do you know what I did to the last guy that called me Tinkerbelle?""Slept with him?"Darryl was silent for a second. "After that.

Do you know what I did to the last guy that called me Tinkerbelle?"
"Slept with him?"
Darryl was silent for a second. "After that.

Dani Alexander quotes: Fundamentally I believed that I was unlovable.

Fundamentally I believed that I was unlovable.

Dani Alexander quotes: Are you in love with me?" I asked, grinding my nails into my palms."Yes," he said simply. "But not yet

Are you in love with me?" I asked, grinding my nails into my palms.
"Yes," he said simply. "But not yet

Dani Alexander quotes: Let me know when you're done with this conversation. Peter needs his tongue bath. I mean sponge bath.

Let me know when you're done with this conversation. Peter needs his tongue bath. I mean sponge bath.