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Dan Adams quotes: ...And somewhere along the line in my literary career, I discovered the differences between grammar and grandpa, and write from wrong.

...And somewhere along the line in my literary career, I discovered the differences between grammar and grandpa, and write from wrong.

Dan Adams quotes: Picnics in the park with you: barbecue and miscue.

Picnics in the park with you: barbecue and miscue.

Dan Adams quotes: My plans were put aside by the prospect of her return. Then she returned, to say that she had other plans.

My plans were put aside by the prospect of her return. Then she returned, to say that she had other plans.

Dan Adams quotes: Once it took so long for me to wrap a present that it became a past.

Once it took so long for me to wrap a present that it became a past.

Dan Adams quotes: One day I fell off a toilet and a stool.

One day I fell off a toilet and a stool.

Dan Adams quotes: [We] are, in fact, so close to the amusement park that [our] toilet is referred to as "the log flume.

[We] are, in fact, so close to the amusement park that [our] toilet is referred to as "the log flume.

Dan Adams quotes: I missed the morning AMTRAK and then, after lunch, missed a few more trains while mistakenly looking for the PMTRAK.

I missed the morning AMTRAK and then, after lunch, missed a few more trains while mistakenly looking for the PMTRAK.

Dan Adams quotes: Sarcasm is a shaving cream pie waiting at the bottom of a guillotine's basket.

Sarcasm is a shaving cream pie waiting at the bottom of a guillotine's basket.