Craig Johnson Quotes
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Craig Johnson Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I sometimes think that it's not our enemies that we resent in life, but rather friends we have who stood quietly by and did nothing.
The smooth, steady movement of my actions raised a sliver of panic in the rational man who was abandoning me.
Interesting office management skills, kind of a 'violence is not the answer so I'm going to beat the shit out of you philosophy.
I hung up, figuring that if this was the last three minutes of my life, I didn't want to spend them extraordinarily annoyed.
I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they'd never get out of them.
Snowflakes make when they land on water, like the wail of a coyote; the sound reaches a climax and then fades away, all in about one
Philadelphia, where no good deed goes unpunished . . . - STEVE LOPEZ The Philadelphia Inquirer January 15, 1995
Cahoots being a legal term in Wyoming, see cahooting in the first degree, intent to cahoot, and so on.
Rarely do you get those glimmers of unadulterated love and, if you're smart, you pack them away for darker days.
I have found in most relationships with women it is best to remember their birthdays but forget their age.
I sometimes forgot about how spiritual Henry was. I had been raised as a Methodist where the highest sacrament was the bake sale.
You know the difference between an asshole and an anus?" He spoke from the side of his mouth. "What's that?" "An anus can't say 'that went well.
Look . . ." I dreaded female statements that started with "look." In my limited experience, there was nowhere to hide after they were made.
I thought about Vic being rich. She already had the fuck-you attitude; fuck-you money might be too much.
Sometimes I get to where I feel like I'm the only one getting it in the shorts in this life, you know?
Her fingers were cool, and her palms were strangely devoid of any lines, as if her life was yet to be determined.
It all came down to judging - if you were a good judge of the man in front of you, you might survive; if not, then you were the honored dead.
Last word from her was that Paris, half of Omar's money, and none of him was suiting her just fine." She
His face remained immobile as he shut the door and walked back against the traffic. "No, they are not." Dog immediately jumped into the
It was the second time that day that I stood looking at a space where a large thing wasn't where it was supposed to be.
I had warned her that lawyers shouldn't marry other lawyers, that it only led to imbecile paralegals.
As your trusted Indian scout, it is important for me to warn you that you are now on perilously thin ice
I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn.
She resembled Anna Karenina, the kind of woman that if you want to kill, you have to hit with a train.
It's never about who's the fastest, strongest, toughest - it's always about who, when everyone else would pause, will commit.
A writer, like a sheriff, is the embodiment of a group of people and without their support both are in a tight spot.
I have gotten to the age where I try and let other people solve their own problems." "What age is that, anyway?
With more than thirty thousand suicides a year, the act is the tenth leading cause of death in the United States.
nature hates a vacuum and strange things are drawn into empty places; sometimes oddities survive where nothing else can.
I've seen men ruined by drink, drugs and dodge pickup trucks, but this is the first time I've seen someone ruined by softcore porn ...
I thought about Maggie and how passion was a difficult thing to sustain, but that friendship had a pace that could go on forever.
I approach poetry and spirituality like literary nitroglycerin
a little can do a lot and you better damn well be careful with it.
a little can do a lot and you better damn well be careful with it.
I keep it in there as a reminder and to keep temptation at hand. Temptation out of reach does you no good.
stood at the door zipping, buttoning, fastening; it's what people in Wyoming do before they go outside in late December.
He looked at me. "If I were a creek, I would be where the ground slopes."
"Right." Sometimes it was good to have an Indian scout.
"Right." Sometimes it was good to have an Indian scout.
She was classic Wyoming, that indiscriminate age between thirty and a hundred where the women find a comfort for themselves and just settle in.
I should protect and cherish the young, the old, and the infirm, because at some point I would be all of these things before my own journey ended.
Sons, they have their own plans, but a daughter or granddaughter, they will love you forever and take care of you in your old age.