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Abandoned mill that

I sometimes think that it's not our enemies that we resent in life, but rather friends we have who stood quietly by and did nothing.

The smooth, steady movement of my actions raised a sliver of panic in the rational man who was abandoning me.

Bubba the Sheep Squeezer in

Thinking you're not in trouble and not being in trouble are two different things.

Interesting office management skills, kind of a 'violence is not the answer so I'm going to beat the shit out of you philosophy.

Nobody makes an emotional bulletproof vest, so you just have to carry the shrapnel around with you.

I hung up, figuring that if this was the last three minutes of my life, I didn't want to spend them extraordinarily annoyed.

I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they'd never get out of them.

Snowflakes make when they land on water, like the wail of a coyote; the sound reaches a climax and then fades away, all in about one

Stay calm, have courage, and watch for signs.

Last having been hauled over to Cody and the

Philadelphia, where no good deed goes unpunished . . . - STEVE LOPEZ The Philadelphia Inquirer January 15, 1995

Started and made a move to fetch it, but I grabbed his collar, and we both watched as the black hat

Cahoots being a legal term in Wyoming, see cahooting in the first degree, intent to cahoot, and so on.

Rarely do you get those glimmers of unadulterated love and, if you're smart, you pack them away for darker days.

Maybe there really isn't any such thing as mortality; life simply wears us out with love.

I have found in most relationships with women it is best to remember their birthdays but forget their age.

I've done some crazy things in my life, but asking women their age isn't one of them.

Everything to do with women is foolish and, therefore, absolutely essential.

Sidewinder. I didn't even bother pretending

I sometimes forgot about how spiritual Henry was. I had been raised as a Methodist where the highest sacrament was the bake sale.

The Moretti women had a smile like they were going to eat you ... and you'd like it.

You know the difference between an asshole and an anus?" He spoke from the side of his mouth. "What's that?" "An anus can't say 'that went well.

Some fires can't bear to dampen and can provide heat even from the distance of time. As

Artists are always good for conversation, so long as you want to talk about their art.

Look . . ." I dreaded female statements that started with "look." In my limited experience, there was nowhere to hide after they were made.

Ain't nothing wrong with shootin' folks, long as the right ones get shot

My home skills were just short of negligible ... p. 13

The door closed, and he was gone into the twilight of early evening like an afterthought.

Makes you feel better when you shoot people . . . You ought to try it sometime.

the Autumn Count and

Hey, I try and have an open container with me no matter what state I'm in." She

There's any funny

Stay calm. Be brave. Watch for signs.

I thought about Vic being rich. She already had the fuck-you attitude; fuck-you money might be too much.

Sometimes I get to where I feel like I'm the only one getting it in the shorts in this life, you know?

All the important promises are about leaving or not leaving.

Her fingers were cool, and her palms were strangely devoid of any lines, as if her life was yet to be determined.

He had his mother's looks, his father's temper, and nobody's brains.

Tell her how much you love her; everything after that is small talk.

know where he is.

If no one remembered them, were they ever really here?

Seeing her again was like unearthing an emotional library card with a lot of overdues.

Cop tricks pale in comparison with mother tricks.

It all came down to judging - if you were a good judge of the man in front of you, you might survive; if not, then you were the honored dead.

Little known fact: offensive tackles score higher on the Wonderlic than any other position.

Last word from her was that Paris, half of Omar's money, and none of him was suiting her just fine." She

His face remained immobile as he shut the door and walked back against the traffic. "No, they are not." Dog immediately jumped into the

We are finite beings; how can we understand the infinite?

Interested, just for

It is only premarital sex if you are planning on getting married.

It was the second time that day that I stood looking at a space where a large thing wasn't where it was supposed to be.

That was the beauty of horse stealing, though - you could always ride your stolen property.

I had warned her that lawyers shouldn't marry other lawyers, that it only led to imbecile paralegals.

As your trusted Indian scout, it is important for me to warn you that you are now on perilously thin ice

Where the label had peeled

I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn.

She resembled Anna Karenina, the kind of woman that if you want to kill, you have to hit with a train.

It's never about who's the fastest, strongest, toughest - it's always about who, when everyone else would pause, will commit.

Don't care how big they are, boys; they can't do anything if you get 'em up off the ground.

pattern that looked like

I saw me every day, and I wasn't so sure I was that fond of my company.

A writer, like a sheriff, is the embodiment of a group of people and without their support both are in a tight spot.

There is no shame in it, becoming what your nature says you must be.

I was exercising by doing twelve-ounce curls in an attempt to balance my electrolytes.

Everybody in this county knows your flavor, Walt Longmire.

Out the back window. And get

A butte is taller than it is wide, whereas a mesa, like this one, is wider than it is tall.

I have gotten to the age where I try and let other people solve their own problems." "What age is that, anyway?

Walt Longmire: I punched him in the fist with my nose, but I think he'll live.

It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.

Slogans about smoking: Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

Some of us are not meant to cowboy-up

Don't you think scars make better stories than tattoos?

taking them to Hardin for

With more than thirty thousand suicides a year, the act is the tenth leading cause of death in the United States.

I think insanity runs in the family. Hell, it practically gallops.

nature hates a vacuum and strange things are drawn into empty places; sometimes oddities survive where nothing else can.

I've seen men ruined by drink, drugs and dodge pickup trucks, but this is the first time I've seen someone ruined by softcore porn ...

This is how it ends with everyone. You fall - you don't get back up.

I thought about Maggie and how passion was a difficult thing to sustain, but that friendship had a pace that could go on forever.

Looking at the piles around us - they were like literary land mines just waiting to explode minds.

I approach poetry and spirituality like literary nitroglycerin
a little can do a lot and you better damn well be careful with it.

A beautiful, intelligent woman with a body like Salome and a mouth like a saltwater crocodile.

Never, but never, go sneaking around in your own house at odds with some stranger.

Aristotle said that some minds are not vases to be filled, but fires to be lit.

Our society, our culture, and our humanity depend on never crossing certain lines,

The problem with anger is that once it burns out, you're left with empty tanks.

I keep it in there as a reminder and to keep temptation at hand. Temptation out of reach does you no good.

stood at the door zipping, buttoning, fastening; it's what people in Wyoming do before they go outside in late December.

He looked at me. "If I were a creek, I would be where the ground slopes."
"Right." Sometimes it was good to have an Indian scout.

She was classic Wyoming, that indiscriminate age between thirty and a hundred where the women find a comfort for themselves and just settle in.

I should protect and cherish the young, the old, and the infirm, because at some point I would be all of these things before my own journey ended.

Sons, they have their own plans, but a daughter or granddaughter, they will love you forever and take care of you in your old age.

Kind of like the tree that falls in the forest when nobody's around? I mean, if nobody remembers the history, did it still happen?

When you go to a dogfight, it's always good to bring the meanest bitch.

I shook my head at his

because I wanted to

Revolution is the industry of young men.