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American girls always smell like fruit.

You know what we say in America about people who assume things? That they have two hours to get the fuck out of my apartment.

But you lose the opportunity to share the good things when you do something bad.

Some people self-soothe in retail outlets; I bask in pink wine.

Paris at night is a street show of a hundred moments you might have lived.

In the end, that's why some of us stupid humans get married. Because we know that we can lose each other and find each other again.

Expandable is exactly what a marriage is. If you refuse the possibility that bad things might happen, a marriage cannot survive.

Startled from a bad dream, or perhaps still in one...

She had endless legs and high-waisted pants, which even on a girl of her attractiveness drew an unnecessary amount of attention to her pelvic floor.

If you do things in plain sight, people don't interfere. It's when you get all surreptitious that the trouble starts.

MOMENTS OF great import are often tinged with darkness because perversely we yearn to be let down.

He has an affair, so we have another baby?" said Anne. "This is great fucking advice."
"What elegant language," said her father, glaring at Anne.

People don't want to think about defects when they are drinking wine.

Forward is forward.