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Colin Quinn quotes: I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.

Colin Quinn quotes: Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

Colin Quinn quotes: I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.

I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.

Colin Quinn quotes: Well ... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

Well ... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.

Colin Quinn quotes: I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write.

Colin Quinn quotes: A lot of lip service gets paid to being honest, but no one really wants to hear it unless what's being said is the party line.

A lot of lip service gets paid to being honest, but no one really wants to hear it unless what's being said is the party line.

Colin Quinn quotes: Even a guy like Jim Norton is clinging to his one empty tradition like anyone gives a care. My prayers for his death, as always, went unanswered.

Even a guy like Jim Norton is clinging to his one empty tradition like anyone gives a care. My prayers for his death, as always, went unanswered.

Colin Quinn quotes: I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

Colin Quinn quotes: People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

Colin Quinn quotes: I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

Colin Quinn quotes: I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

Colin Quinn quotes: You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

Colin Quinn quotes: My name has zero value.

My name has zero value.

Colin Quinn quotes: That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky.

That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky.

Colin Quinn quotes: The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.

Colin Quinn quotes: I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

Colin Quinn quotes: I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

Colin Quinn quotes: I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

Colin Quinn quotes: Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

Everybody says before reviews come out, 'Oh, reviews don't matter,' just in case they're bad; everyone want to brace themselves.

Colin Quinn quotes: My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.

My stand-up act? I combine the fact that the world is a violent place with the fact that each person is responsible for the situation they are in.

Colin Quinn quotes: To be American is to long for whatever our parents fled.

To be American is to long for whatever our parents fled.

Colin Quinn quotes: With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

Colin Quinn quotes: I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.

I'm not a big method actor. I'm much more superficial.

Colin Quinn quotes: It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.

Colin Quinn quotes: I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

Colin Quinn quotes: I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

Colin Quinn quotes: I always wanted to write as much as perform.

I always wanted to write as much as perform.

Colin Quinn quotes: I like guy stuff.

I like guy stuff.

Colin Quinn quotes: You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.

You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.

Colin Quinn quotes: People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.

People say history was written by the winners. No, it wasn't. It was written by the bullies.

Colin Quinn quotes: I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you couldn't be a comedian.

Colin Quinn quotes: The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

Colin Quinn quotes: Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.

Colin Quinn quotes: Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting.

Stand-up is live, so I'm used to being live for most of my career. It's interesting.