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Christian Finnegan quotes: If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

Christian Finnegan quotes: Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.

Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.

Christian Finnegan quotes: I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

Christian Finnegan quotes: I think I speak for America when I say, nothing says NASCAR like Whoopi Goldberg.

I think I speak for America when I say, nothing says NASCAR like Whoopi Goldberg.

Christian Finnegan quotes: Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

Christian Finnegan quotes: Basically, I got into stand-up because I'm too egocentric to be an actor and not disciplined enough to be a writer.

Basically, I got into stand-up because I'm too egocentric to be an actor and not disciplined enough to be a writer.

Christian Finnegan quotes: Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.

Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.

Christian Finnegan quotes: You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context.

You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context.

Christian Finnegan quotes: I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.

I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.

Christian Finnegan quotes: America may be entering it's Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.

America may be entering it's Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.

Christian Finnegan quotes: I haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are.

I haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are.

Christian Finnegan quotes: I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.

I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.

Christian Finnegan quotes: The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.

The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.

Christian Finnegan quotes: Canada, or as i call them, America Light.

Canada, or as i call them, America Light.

Christian Finnegan quotes: Some of you guys must have real jobs - office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits.

Some of you guys must have real jobs - office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits.

Christian Finnegan quotes: The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

Christian Finnegan quotes: If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker.

If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker.

Christian Finnegan quotes: If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.

If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.

Christian Finnegan quotes: There comes a point where the disappointments in your life accrue faster than you can find external forces to blame them on.

There comes a point where the disappointments in your life accrue faster than you can find external forces to blame them on.

Christian Finnegan quotes: The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it.

The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it.

Christian Finnegan quotes: Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges.

Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges.