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If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1.

Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful.

I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.

I think I speak for America when I say, nothing says NASCAR like Whoopi Goldberg.

Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

Basically, I got into stand-up because I'm too egocentric to be an actor and not disciplined enough to be a writer.

Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.

You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context.

I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.

America may be entering it's Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.

I haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are.

I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything.

The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.

Canada, or as i call them, America Light.

Some of you guys must have real jobs - office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits.

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence.

If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker.

If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda.

There comes a point where the disappointments in your life accrue faster than you can find external forces to blame them on.

The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it.

Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges.