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Chris Farley quotes: Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!

Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!

Chris Farley quotes: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

Chris Farley quotes: I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants

Chris Farley quotes: Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

Chris Farley quotes: In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.

Chris Farley quotes: I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

Chris Farley quotes: I live in a van, down by the river!

I live in a van, down by the river!

Chris Farley quotes: You gotta fight for your right to vote!

You gotta fight for your right to vote!

Chris Farley quotes: I want to live fast and die young.

I want to live fast and die young.

Chris Farley quotes: I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

Chris Farley quotes: Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.

Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.

Chris Farley quotes: First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

Chris Farley quotes: Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.