Caitlin Moran Quotes
Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Caitlin Moran
Caitlin Moran Famous Quotes & Sayings
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The reason they don't ask me when they're having kids, of course, is because men can, pretty much, carry on a normal life once they've had a baby.
It's really best not to tell people when you feel bad. Growing up is about keeping secrets, and pretending everything is fine.
Over-eating is the addiction choice of carers, and that's why it's come to be regarded as the lowest-ranking of all the addictions.
Most women I know love the idea of fashion, but the practicalities that go with it are just distressing.
Feminism means something - legislation, cultural change - but 'Girl Power' meant nothing more than being friends with your friends.
This is where rock happens! This is where young people come! Rock music smells of toilet and cigarettes!
I wish I was Bill Murray. I hope everything I've read about evolution is wrong, and I eventually evolve into him. It's one of only three plans I have.
Parents drinking is the reason you came into the world, and if we didn't keep doing it then, by God, it would be the reason you went back out of it.
Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.
He had his head in hand hands, and his tie looked like it had been put on by an enemy, and was strangling him.
You can be whatever you want - so long as you're sure it's what you actually want, rather than one of two equally dodgy choices foisted onto you.
Not one had ever passed judgement on my cheap handbag to my face. But then, this is a reserved country.
Death is not a release, but an incentive. The more focused you are on your death, the more righteously you live your life.
I guess the men of Iceland will have to get used to the idea that women are not for sale," ~ Gudrun Jonsdottir
Like books before them, each of these songs, I know, could in the end prove to be the thing I need: a way out. A place to go.
I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-page story. At 12, I wrote two stage plays.
It's amazing how much you can find to say when there's one big thing you're too afraid to say: 'This isn't working.
I don't campaign for the end of the aristocracy or the upper classes; I don't really want to destroy anything at all. I just want more plurality.
Simultaneously, my two biggest heroes are Susan Sontag and Morticia Addams from 'The Addams Family.'
My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.
Feminism has had exactly the same problem that "political correctness" has had: people keep using the phrase without really knowing what it means.
Krissi starts dancing toward me in a showy disco-jog. Still a bit hurt, I do vague, place-holding disco fingers at him.
Because I am well read, I know what a terrible cliche it is to shout, "I *hate* you. I never *asked* to be born," so I refrain.
As Germaine Greer puts it in The Whole Woman, to become a mother without wanting it is to live like a slave, or domestic animal.
I love getting older. You might lose skin elasticity, but you also lose the amount of fucks you give. It's awesome.
I know people go on about Twitter, but it is amazing. It's whatever you want it to be, and all the women got in there before the boys.
You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening.
In the end, I go where I always go when I need information on something baffling, poisonous, or terrifying: the library.
A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.
Women's bodies do not give up their babies so easily, and so silently, is the message. The heart will always remember.
THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE HAVING SEX WITH BICYCLES. Men don't remotely care if you're wearing sexy underpants or not.
Mental health is seen as a massive drag to have to write about - worthy, dull. Something you should 'have' to read / write about.
When people ask workingwomen, "When are you going to have a baby?" what they're really asking is "When are you going to leave?
Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes.
The actual handbag is neither here nor there
it's what you keep in it that's the most important thing.
it's what you keep in it that's the most important thing.
I think that instead of feminism being a political thing, it should be an act of creativity. It's more of a rock n' roll thing.
We need more women who are allowed to prove their worth as people, rather than being assessed merely for their potential to create new people.
I will never tell anyone when I feel bad again. I will never confide a weakness. It does not work. It makes things worse.
And the question is always "When are you going to have kids?" Rather than "Do you want to have kids?
You can crush any woman by suggesting that she's fat, not even saying the word 'fat' but just suggesting she's fat.
Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want in there; I'm kind of ... bionic.
Because I haven't yet learned the simplest and most important thing of all: the world is difficult, and we are all breakable. So just be kind.
When Simone de Beauvoir said, "One is not born a woman - one becomes one," she didn't know the half of it. In
Within living memory of this country, men could rape their wives: women were not seen as a separate sexual entity, with the right of refusal.
Life is really the only place you can learn the most important lessons about how to get dressed and to be happy.