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Caitlin Moran quotes: The reason they don't ask me when they're having kids, of course, is because men can, pretty much, carry on a normal life once they've had a baby. The reason they don't ask me when they're having kids, of course, is because men can, pretty much, carry on a normal life once they've had a baby.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained. I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained.
Caitlin Moran quotes: First world babies are eating this planet like termites. First world babies are eating this planet like termites.
Caitlin Moran quotes: It's really best not to tell people when you feel bad. Growing up is about keeping secrets, and pretending everything is fine. It's really best not to tell people when you feel bad. Growing up is about keeping secrets, and pretending everything is fine.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Over-eating is the addiction choice of carers, and that's why it's come to be regarded as the lowest-ranking of all the addictions. Over-eating is the addiction choice of carers, and that's why it's come to be regarded as the lowest-ranking of all the addictions.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Most women I know love the idea of fashion, but the practicalities that go with it are just distressing. Most women I know love the idea of fashion, but the practicalities that go with it are just distressing.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Feminism means something - legislation, cultural change - but 'Girl Power' meant nothing more than being friends with your friends. Feminism means something - legislation, cultural change - but 'Girl Power' meant nothing more than being friends with your friends.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I sit at my desk, and I do not know where the words are hidden! I sit at my desk, and I do not know where the words are hidden!
Caitlin Moran quotes: After all, everyone is bisexual after 11pm. After all, everyone is bisexual after 11pm.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Why on earth have I, because I'm a woman, got to be nice to everyone? Why on earth have I, because I'm a woman, got to be nice to everyone?
Caitlin Moran quotes: As a former ballerina, I can't put down Maggie Shipstead's new book, Astonish Me. As a former ballerina, I can't put down Maggie Shipstead's new book, Astonish Me.
Caitlin Moran quotes: This is where rock happens! This is where young people come! Rock music smells of toilet and cigarettes! This is where rock happens! This is where young people come! Rock music smells of toilet and cigarettes!
Caitlin Moran quotes: People with no upper-body strength, who read poetry. These are my people. People with no upper-body strength, who read poetry. These are my people.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I say, like Oscar fucking Wilde. Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I say, like Oscar fucking Wilde.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I wish I was Bill Murray. I hope everything I've read about evolution is wrong, and I eventually evolve into him. It's one of only three plans I have. I wish I was Bill Murray. I hope everything I've read about evolution is wrong, and I eventually evolve into him. It's one of only three plans I have.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Our world is afflicted by poverty. Don't spend all this money on clothes! Our world is afflicted by poverty. Don't spend all this money on clothes!
Caitlin Moran quotes: Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine. Kylie Minogue is feminine. I am . . . femi-none. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine. Kylie Minogue is feminine. I am . . . femi-none.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Parents drinking is the reason you came into the world, and if we didn't keep doing it then, by God, it would be the reason you went back out of Parents drinking is the reason you came into the world, and if we didn't keep doing it then, by God, it would be the reason you went back out of it.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I am so tired. Tired--but so so so wired to the moon. I am so tired. Tired--but so so so wired to the moon.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Why would I do that? Why would I put all this effort into pretending to be ... less than I am. Why would I do that? Why would I put all this effort into pretending to be ... less than I am.
Caitlin Moran quotes: The more scared children are, the tighter they hug you. The more scared children are, the tighter they hug you.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag. Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.
Caitlin Moran quotes: He had his head in hand hands, and his tie looked like it had been put on by an enemy, and was strangling him. He had his head in hand hands, and his tie looked like it had been put on by an enemy, and was strangling him.
Caitlin Moran quotes: You can be whatever you want - so long as you're sure it's what you actually want, rather than one of two equally dodgy choices foisted onto you. You can be whatever you want - so long as you're sure it's what you actually want, rather than one of two equally dodgy choices foisted onto you.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Between 60 and 80 percent of strippers come from a background of sexual abuse. Between 60 and 80 percent of strippers come from a background of sexual abuse.
Caitlin Moran quotes: If you read all your history books, there are no women in them. If you read all your history books, there are no women in them.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Friends, we live in a caffeine world. We think in a caffeine way and we live caffeine lives. Friends, we live in a caffeine world. We think in a caffeine way and we live caffeine lives.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Not one had ever passed judgement on my cheap handbag to my face. But then, this is a reserved country. Not one had ever passed judgement on my cheap handbag to my face. But then, this is a reserved country.
Caitlin Moran quotes: The revolution doesn't always look perfect. The revolution doesn't always look perfect.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I do not ... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine ... I am ... femi-none. I do not ... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine ... I am ... femi-none.
Caitlin Moran quotes: When God gives you no lemons - make nonmonade! When God gives you no lemons - make nonmonade!
Caitlin Moran quotes: Death is not a release, but an incentive. The more focused you are on your death, the more righteously you live your life. Death is not a release, but an incentive. The more focused you are on your death, the more righteously you live your life.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I guess the men of Iceland will have to get used to the idea that women are not for sale," ~ Gudrun Jonsdottir I guess the men of Iceland will have to get used to the idea that women are not for sale," ~ Gudrun Jonsdottir
Caitlin Moran quotes: Like books before them, each of these songs, I know, could in the end prove to be the thing I need: a way out. A place to go. Like books before them, each of these songs, I know, could in the end prove to be the thing I need: a way out. A place to go.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Women wear heels because they think they make their legs look thinner. Women wear heels because they think they make their legs look thinner.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I'm so glad I spent 10 years being sad and lonely. I'm so glad I spent 10 years being sad and lonely.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-page story. At 12, I wrote two stage plays. I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-page story. At 12, I wrote two stage plays.
Caitlin Moran quotes: It's amazing how much you can find to say when there's one big thing you're too afraid to say: 'This isn't working. It's amazing how much you can find to say when there's one big thing you're too afraid to say: 'This isn't working.
Caitlin Moran quotes: when cynicism becomes the default language, playfulness and invention become impossible. when cynicism becomes the default language, playfulness and invention become impossible.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I don't campaign for the end of the aristocracy or the upper classes; I don't really want to destroy anything at all. I just want more plurality. I don't campaign for the end of the aristocracy or the upper classes; I don't really want to destroy anything at all. I just want more plurality.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I was holding his hand. I banked every jealous look, and became limitlessly wealthy on them. I was holding his hand. I banked every jealous look, and became limitlessly wealthy on them.
Caitlin Moran quotes: My parents were hippies. I'm the eldest of eight children. My parents were hippies. I'm the eldest of eight children.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Whenever you need to win a situation - talk about jazz, Johanna. It confuses people. Whenever you need to win a situation - talk about jazz, Johanna. It confuses people.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Simultaneously, my two biggest heroes are Susan Sontag and Morticia Addams from 'The Addams Family.' Simultaneously, my two biggest heroes are Susan Sontag and Morticia Addams from 'The Addams Family.'
Caitlin Moran quotes: My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it. My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Feminism has had exactly the same problem that "political correctness" has had: people keep using the phrase without really knowing what it means. Feminism has had exactly the same problem that "political correctness" has had: people keep using the phrase without really knowing what it means.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Rock 'n' roll is a terrible babysitter, baby. Rock 'n' roll is a terrible babysitter, baby.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Krissi starts dancing toward me in a showy disco-jog. Still a bit hurt, I do vague, place-holding disco fingers at him. Krissi starts dancing toward me in a showy disco-jog. Still a bit hurt, I do vague, place-holding disco fingers at him.
Caitlin Moran quotes: If you do it properly, life is art, really. If you do it properly, life is art, really.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I believe in music and gin and joy and talking too much and human kindness. I believe in music and gin and joy and talking too much and human kindness.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Because I am well read, I know what a terrible cliche it is to shout, "I *hate* you. I never *asked* to be born," so I refrain. Because I am well read, I know what a terrible cliche it is to shout, "I *hate* you. I never *asked* to be born," so I refrain.
Caitlin Moran quotes: You don't need to be legendary all the time. You can just be legendary for 10 minutes a day. You don't need to be legendary all the time. You can just be legendary for 10 minutes a day.
Caitlin Moran quotes: As Germaine Greer puts it in The Whole Woman, to become a mother without wanting it is to live like a slave, or domestic animal. As Germaine Greer puts it in The Whole Woman, to become a mother without wanting it is to live like a slave, or domestic animal.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Batman doesn't have to put up with this shitwhy should we? Batman doesn't have to put up with this shit
why should we?
Caitlin Moran quotes: If you eat enough books, you start pooping out words. If you eat enough books, you start pooping out words.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I love getting older. You might lose skin elasticity, but you also lose the amount of fucks you give. It's awesome. I love getting older. You might lose skin elasticity, but you also lose the amount of fucks you give. It's awesome.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I know people go on about Twitter, but it is amazing. It's whatever you want it to be, and all the women got in there before the boys. I know people go on about Twitter, but it is amazing. It's whatever you want it to be, and all the women got in there before the boys.
Caitlin Moran quotes: You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening. You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Poor people can write. It's one of the few things poverty, and lack Poor people can write. It's one of the few things poverty, and lack
Caitlin Moran quotes: In the end, I go where I always go when I need information on something baffling, poisonous, or terrifying: the library. In the end, I go where I always go when I need information on something baffling, poisonous, or terrifying: the library.
Caitlin Moran quotes: A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes. A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.
Caitlin Moran quotes: A reformed bitch is going to cost a fortune in stamps. A reformed bitch is going to cost a fortune in stamps.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Women's bodies do not give up their babies so easily, and so silently, is the message. The heart will always remember. Women's bodies do not give up their babies so easily, and so silently, is the message. The heart will always remember.
Caitlin Moran quotes: THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE HAVING SEX WITH BICYCLES. Men don't remotely care if you're wearing sexy underpants or not. THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE HAVING SEX WITH BICYCLES. Men don't remotely care if you're wearing sexy underpants or not.
Caitlin Moran quotes: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR ELTON JOHN! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR ELTON JOHN!
Caitlin Moran quotes: If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat. If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Mental health is seen as a massive drag to have to write about - worthy, dull. Something you should 'have' to read / write about. Mental health is seen as a massive drag to have to write about - worthy, dull. Something you should 'have' to read / write about.
Caitlin Moran quotes: A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution. A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution.
Caitlin Moran quotes: We were all wondering - could you stop the maracas We were all wondering - could you stop the maracas
Caitlin Moran quotes: When people ask workingwomen, "When are you going to have a baby?" what they're really asking is "When are you going to leave? When people ask workingwomen, "When are you going to have a baby?" what they're really asking is "When are you going to leave?
Caitlin Moran quotes: Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living on a council estate. Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living on a council estate.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes. Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being. Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings. I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.
Caitlin Moran quotes: The actual handbag is neither here nor there it's what you keep in it that's the most important thing. The actual handbag is neither here nor there
it's what you keep in it that's the most important thing.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit. I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Anger is just fear, brought to the boil. Anger is just fear, brought to the boil.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Come on, fellow breastkateers - we Come on, fellow breastkateers - we
Caitlin Moran quotes: I think that instead of feminism being a political thing, it should be an act of creativity. It's more of a rock n' roll thing. I think that instead of feminism being a political thing, it should be an act of creativity. It's more of a rock n' roll thing.
Caitlin Moran quotes: We need more women who are allowed to prove their worth as people, rather than being assessed merely for their potential to create new people. We need more women who are allowed to prove their worth as people, rather than being assessed merely for their potential to create new people.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Babies being "given" to women as gifts makes the women sound powerless. Babies being "given" to women as gifts makes the women sound powerless.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I will never tell anyone when I feel bad again. I will never confide a weakness. It does not work. It makes things worse. I will never tell anyone when I feel bad again. I will never confide a weakness. It does not work. It makes things worse.
Caitlin Moran quotes: The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed. The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.
Caitlin Moran quotes: And the question is always "When are you going to have kids?" Rather than "Do you want to have kids? And the question is always "When are you going to have kids?" Rather than "Do you want to have kids?
Caitlin Moran quotes: You can crush any woman by suggesting that she's fat, not even saying the word 'fat' but just suggesting she's fat. You can crush any woman by suggesting that she's fat, not even saying the word 'fat' but just suggesting she's fat.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy. I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want in there; I'm kind of ... bionic. Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want in there; I'm kind of ... bionic.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Evenings never end - they just, without you noticing, turn into tomorrow. Evenings never end - they just, without you noticing, turn into tomorrow.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Because I haven't yet learned the simplest and most important thing of all: the world is difficult, and we are all breakable. So just be kind. Because I haven't yet learned the simplest and most important thing of all: the world is difficult, and we are all breakable. So just be kind.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Watching 'Girls' has just given me renewed courage. Watching 'Girls' has just given me renewed courage.
Caitlin Moran quotes: I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too. I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.
Caitlin Moran quotes: My favourite place in the world - the south beach at Aberystwyth -has a sewage outfall pipe on it My favourite place in the world - the south beach at Aberystwyth -has a sewage outfall pipe on it
Caitlin Moran quotes: When Simone de Beauvoir said, "One is not born a woman - one becomes one," she didn't know the half of it. In When Simone de Beauvoir said, "One is not born a woman - one becomes one," she didn't know the half of it. In
Caitlin Moran quotes: Within living memory of this country, men could rape their wives: women were not seen as a separate sexual entity, with the right of refusal. Within living memory of this country, men could rape their wives: women were not seen as a separate sexual entity, with the right of refusal.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Life is really the only place you can learn the most important lessons about how to get dressed and to be happy. Life is really the only place you can learn the most important lessons about how to get dressed and to be happy.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Oh God, are you supposed to collect things? I don't collect things. I like throwing things away. Oh God, are you supposed to collect things? I don't collect things. I like throwing things away.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Going blind every time you drain a boiling pan of pasta, because it steams up your glasses real bad. Going blind every time you drain a boiling pan of pasta, because it steams up your glasses real bad.
Caitlin Moran quotes: We're supposed to speak from the heart in what we wear. We have to find capsule wardrobes. We're supposed to speak from the heart in what we wear. We have to find capsule wardrobes.
Caitlin Moran quotes: The 1990s are a bad time to be poor and not-famous. The 1990s are a bad time to be poor and not-famous.
Caitlin Moran quotes: Strip clubs let everyone down. Men and women approach their very worst here. Strip clubs let everyone down. Men and women approach their very worst here.

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