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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.

It seems to me that if you can't make a good solid case for your faith, you don't have a religion, you just have a habit.

Attempted murder should carry the same penalty as first-degree murder. Otherwise, you're simply rewarding incompetence.

If liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all.

Finally, it occurs to me that the biggest problem with our elections is that however you vote, you wind up electing a politician.

We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.

The main problem with pacifism is that it doesn't work in all situations. The main problem with pacifists is that they're convinced it does.