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I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.

If rejections were cash, I'd be rich

The power of the delete key.

I was just thinking that he might be willing. It's not like he needs his semen.

Climax: It's all downhill from here.

Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.

Rejection. Rejection. You can't handle rejection!

Writer. Another word for poor.

Trying to get an agent is like standing in line to be picked for kickball. Pick me! Pick me! ... Dang, last again.

Conflict. Conflict. Where art thou conflict?

I'm trying to give my character voice but he won't speak.

If you see it in Strunk and White it's so.

Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.

Sometimes the writing just comes and we're like, oh yeah. Gotta love when that happens.

I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.

I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there!

It's a great day to write a best-seller.

The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it's too late and you're face down eating sand.

The pimple is perfect.

Show me the contract.

I wear the writer pants in the family.

Good editors are priceless.

Characters are like kids. They want to be played with, taken on adventures. And they won't let you rest until you do.

Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences
even if you're right.

A cliffhanger is when ...

Me to characters: talk to me people.

I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me.

You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time.

The best kind of day is a writing day

I don't do math.

If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!

Hey Revision. You can be a pain but you do make Book better.

Caught red-handed for exclamation abuse.

A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.

Three words for a writer: Make me care.