Brian Regan Quotes
Top 37 wise famous quotes and sayings by Brian Regan
Brian Regan Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I wasn't expecting to really draw in respected comedians but it's going to happen along the way and I'm truly honored by that.
I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things that are creative.
Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.
As long as I can make that audience one thing, one unit, then I'm okay with it. But, sometimes, the bigger the audience, the weirder it gets.
Be adaptable, flexible and never stop learning. The rate of change will never stop and neither should you.
Do people who believe in reincarnation ever say, Darn, I'm still writing the year 1612 on my checks!
If you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again.
The funnest jokes for me to tell are the ones that are the newest. So I'm just constantly motivated to keep my eyes and ears open and have new stuff.
Go my favorite sports team go! Score a goal. Unit. Basket. Go squadron! Defeat the opponents soundly in this ... skirmish.
If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.
It means a lot to me to have my kids like what I do. And that's why I limit them. But I don't want to put that pressure on them to be a fan of mine.
I took a speed reading course and my speed shot up to 43 pages a minute, but my comprehension plummeted.
I like the honesty of standup comedy. People don't fake laugh. If they're truly laughing at you, you know they like you.
MOOSEN!!!!!!! There many MOOSEN in the WOODSEN! MANY MUCH MOOSEN! The Meisin wanted and the MOOSEN and ...
Don't like when sports interviewers force answers: Are you dedicating this game to your sick grandmother? What's the guy supposed to say?
So, what are you in for? MANSLAUGHTER!!! I SLAUGHTERED A MAN!! JUST LIKE A PIG!!! PUT HIM ON A SPIT AND PUT AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH!!!!
It's good to be here. I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It's not working out too well.
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge."
If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?
You got to figure out how to eat your snack while your elbows are touching. You got to learn how to twist your little plastic utensil.