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Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.

Ooh, I know! You took a course of action so circumlocutious that it would've been faster AND easier for all parties if you just killed yourself?

We're not trapped in here with them. They're trapped in here with Jenkins.

I should imagine that space-time as we now know it will hold no meaning for me at that stage of evolution. I'll be a chick magnet.

Okay, it's a matter of company policy from now on. You must build a reverse polarity setting into all experiments.

I really need to restructure my life so I can spend more time reading abstracts and less time punching dinosaurs."

- Atomic Robo

Were you the cryptid?"
"Bah. Your FACE was the crypid.

Your words are fire giants besieging the Asgard of my mind.

... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation.

We know the thing is four months away. Technically, it's already there and we're four months away.

The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.

In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed.

The only way I could care less about what you're talking about is if you keep talking.

Is this going anywhere? I have some important "Not being in the same room as you" to get done.

Black Mage: I was joking.
Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.

Well, the good news is I killed the space monster.

It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say.

Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them?

Sorry, I was a philosophy major, so nutjob cultist is the only job I can hold.

When your future self tells you to do something, YOU DO IT.

I'm STREET. ... I've been ON a street, anyway...

There is a God! And his name be Awesome, the Mighty.