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Bill Watterson quotes: I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas and ideals ... and silliness. I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas and ideals ... and silliness.
Bill Watterson quotes: It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
Bill Watterson quotes: I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point. I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
Bill Watterson quotes: I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal. I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
Bill Watterson quotes: That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse. That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
Bill Watterson quotes: Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is. Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
Bill Watterson quotes: The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing. The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
Bill Watterson quotes: CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. CALVIN:
Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.
Bill Watterson quotes: The best proof of extraterrestrial intelligence is that they haven't contacted us. The best proof of extraterrestrial intelligence is that they haven't contacted us.
Bill Watterson quotes: I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood. I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
Bill Watterson quotes: Now what state do you live in?''Denial. Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.
Bill Watterson quotes: Day says the anticipation of having something is often more fun than actually having it.- Calvin Day says the anticipation of having something is often more fun than actually having it.- Calvin
Bill Watterson quotes: Verbing weirds language. Verbing weirds language.
Bill Watterson quotes: In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Bill Watterson quotes: I don't enjoy lettering very much, but that's the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me. I don't enjoy lettering very much, but that's the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
Bill Watterson quotes: Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
Bill Watterson quotes: Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess. Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
Bill Watterson quotes: At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own. At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
Bill Watterson quotes: God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Bill Watterson quotes: BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL! BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!
Bill Watterson quotes: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic. You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
What mood is that?
Last-minute panic.
Bill Watterson quotes: You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants. You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.
Bill Watterson quotes: Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you're really buying into someone else's system of values, rules, and rewards. Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you're really buying into someone else's system of values, rules, and rewards.
Bill Watterson quotes: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson quotes: Wake up, get up ... Shut up. Listen up ... Throw up ... Mix up, Goof up ... Hurry up ... ""How's your day?""Looking up. Wake up, get up ... Shut up. Listen up ... Throw up ... Mix up, Goof up ... Hurry up ... "
"How's your day?"
"Looking up.
Bill Watterson quotes: If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
Bill Watterson quotes: Animation, by necessity, is a team sport, and the fewer people with input into my work, the better I like it. Animation, by necessity, is a team sport, and the fewer people with input into my work, the better I like it.
Bill Watterson quotes: Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves. Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
Bill Watterson quotes: The score is still Q to 12! The score is still Q to 12!
Bill Watterson quotes: Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful. Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful.
Bill Watterson quotes: I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction. I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
Bill Watterson quotes: It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
Bill Watterson quotes: Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship. Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
Bill Watterson quotes: Van Gogh would've sold more than one painting if he'd put tigers in them. Van Gogh would've sold more than one painting if he'd put tigers in them.
Bill Watterson quotes: I guess I just don't have the killer instinct that I think makes a great political cartoonist. I guess I just don't have the killer instinct that I think makes a great political cartoonist.
Bill Watterson quotes: I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words. I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words.
Bill Watterson quotes: Childhood is for spoiling adulthood. Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
Bill Watterson quotes: I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
Bill Watterson quotes: How come we play war and not peace?" "Too few role models. How come we play war and not peace?" "Too few role models.
Bill Watterson quotes: I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me. I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.
Bill Watterson quotes: From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success ... I'm just here to cash in. From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success ... I'm just here to cash in.
Bill Watterson quotes: Mothers are the necessity of invention. Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Bill Watterson quotes: So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it. So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
Bill Watterson quotes: If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Bill Watterson quotes: Scientific Progress goes boink? Scientific Progress goes boink?
Bill Watterson quotes: The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it. The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
Bill Watterson quotes: I'd hate to have a kid like me. I'd hate to have a kid like me.
Bill Watterson quotes: A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do. A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
Bill Watterson quotes: The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
Bill Watterson quotes: Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid! Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
Bill Watterson quotes: Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms! Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist
how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
Bill Watterson quotes: Planet Bog - Pools of toxic chemicals bubble under a choking atmosphere of poisonous gases ... but aside from that, it's not much like Earth. Planet Bog - Pools of toxic chemicals bubble under a choking atmosphere of poisonous gases ... but aside from that, it's not much like Earth.
Bill Watterson quotes: I always think of "Popeye" and "Barney Google" as quintessential comic strips in that old rollicky, slapstick way we've sort of lost. I always think of "Popeye" and "Barney Google" as quintessential comic strips in that old rollicky, slapstick way we've sort of lost.
Bill Watterson quotes: I guess I have a gift for expressing pedestrian tastes. In a way, it's kind of depressing. I guess I have a gift for expressing pedestrian tastes. In a way, it's kind of depressing.
Bill Watterson quotes: Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse. Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
Bill Watterson quotes: Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure. Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
Bill Watterson quotes: What I try to do in writing any character is to put myself in his position. What I try to do in writing any character is to put myself in his position.
Bill Watterson quotes: Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension. Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.
Bill Watterson quotes: Every time I've built character, I've regretted it. Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.
Bill Watterson quotes: Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ... Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough. Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ... Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
Bill Watterson quotes: Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.
-Hobbes
Bill Watterson quotes: So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap! So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!
Bill Watterson quotes: I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us. I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.
Bill Watterson quotes: I'm a man of few words.""If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary. I'm a man of few words."
"If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.
Bill Watterson quotes: I'm a misunderstood genius. I'm a misunderstood genius.
Bill Watterson quotes: I've nearly started! I've nearly started!
Bill Watterson quotes: They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it! They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
Bill Watterson quotes: Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN
Bill Watterson quotes: I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people. I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
Bill Watterson quotes: Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.-Calvin Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.
-Calvin
Bill Watterson quotes: I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!...Say's the dust speck. I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!
...
Say's the dust speck.
Bill Watterson quotes: There's more to this world than just people, you know. There's more to this world than just people, you know.
Bill Watterson quotes: But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice! But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
Bill Watterson quotes: A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Bill Watterson quotes: I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up. I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.
Bill Watterson quotes: I've been thinking Hobbes""On a weekend?""Well, it wasn't on purpose I've been thinking Hobbes"
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose
Bill Watterson quotes: Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ... and he's in prison ... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat. Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ... and he's in prison ... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.
Bill Watterson quotes: I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it. I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
Bill Watterson quotes: It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
Bill Watterson quotes: It's not the medium, but the quality of perception and expression, that determines the significance of art. It's not the medium, but the quality of perception and expression, that determines the significance of art.
Bill Watterson quotes: Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books. Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
Bill Watterson quotes: Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
Bill Watterson quotes: Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Bill Watterson quotes: I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework ... procrastinating and negotiation. I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework ... procrastinating and negotiation.
Bill Watterson quotes: You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon ... everything's different. You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon ... everything's different.
Bill Watterson quotes: That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
Bill Watterson quotes: But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains! But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!
Bill Watterson quotes: The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
Bill Watterson quotes: Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me! Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
Bill Watterson quotes: Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am. ... I've got more brains than I know what to do with.Hobbes: So I've noticed. Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am.
... I've got more brains than I know what to do with.
Hobbes: So I've noticed.
Bill Watterson quotes: It's always better to leave the party early. It's always better to leave the party early.
Bill Watterson quotes: I'm leaking brain lubricant. I'm leaking brain lubricant.
Bill Watterson quotes: There's a sort of jet lag when you time-travel to your own past. There's a sort of jet lag when you time-travel to your own past.
Bill Watterson quotes: If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
Bill Watterson quotes: Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin. Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.
Bill Watterson quotes: You can present the material, but you can't make me care. You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
Bill Watterson quotes: Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other ... Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other ...
Bill Watterson quotes: My problem is that I don't paint ambitiously. It's all catch and release - just tiny fish that aren't really worth the trouble to clean and cook. My problem is that I don't paint ambitiously. It's all catch and release - just tiny fish that aren't really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
Bill Watterson quotes: It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
Bill Watterson quotes: Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money. Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money.

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