Bill Murray Quotes
Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Bill Murray
Bill Murray Famous Quotes & Sayings
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You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships.
When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.
I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.
If it starts to drag on set, or if you feel like it's not a fun experience, people get down, the energy gets down. You've got to keep the energy up.
Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I'm just telling everyone that it's a wonderful place to go.
There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.
That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
I think all phases of one's career are serious if you take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or not.
Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.
We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award.
The cool part about naming your kid is you don't have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
Drinking again? Go to hell. All I ever do is make some movies that made a lot of money now leave me alone, I want to have some fun.
People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You're new and you're hot and things go wrong.
Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, "Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it."
Somewhere there's a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.
I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making.
And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't even read the script yet.
Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.
Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.
One of my gripes about movies is that people take them so seriously, and the moneymaking aspects are so brutal.
If you have a good script, that's what gets you involved. It's harder to write a good screenplay than to find something.
The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.
The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave.
I don't really read the reviews - but I remember one I read a long time ago that said I had a face like a potato.
I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live.
Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.
You know how funerals are not for the dead, they're for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they're for the uncommitted.
You know ... they say an elephant never forgets.
What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation.
The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.
Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.