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Bill Murray quotes: I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar. I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
Bill Murray quotes: I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs. I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.
Bill Murray quotes: Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat. Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat.
Bill Murray quotes: And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working. And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working.
Bill Murray quotes: You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone. You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
Bill Murray quotes: The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing. The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.
Bill Murray quotes: Where do these stairs go?They go up! Where do these stairs go?
They go up!
Bill Murray quotes: You'll never be good if you don't know that you are. You'll never be good if you don't know that you are.
Bill Murray quotes: You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey. You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
Bill Murray quotes: I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships. I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships.
Bill Murray quotes: When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh. When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.
Bill Murray quotes: I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work. I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.
Bill Murray quotes: I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy, I mean, true sympathy, for people that are famous. I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy, I mean, true sympathy, for people that are famous.
Bill Murray quotes: Well it's hard to be yourself, it's the hardest job there is. Well it's hard to be yourself, it's the hardest job there is.
Bill Murray quotes: If it starts to drag on set, or if you feel like it's not a fun experience, people get down, the energy gets down. You've got to keep the energy If it starts to drag on set, or if you feel like it's not a fun experience, people get down, the energy gets down. You've got to keep the energy up.
Bill Murray quotes: Life is so damn short. For fuck's sake, just do what makes you happy. Life is so damn short. For fuck's sake, just do what makes you happy.
Bill Murray quotes: Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse. Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
Bill Murray quotes: Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I'm just telling everyone that it's a wonderful place to go. Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I'm just telling everyone that it's a wonderful place to go.
Bill Murray quotes: There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect. There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.
Bill Murray quotes: Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing. Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.
Bill Murray quotes: That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful. That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
Bill Murray quotes: If people really want to find you, they find you. If people really want to find you, they find you.
Bill Murray quotes: Be available for life to happen. Be available for life to happen.
Bill Murray quotes: If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question
Bill Murray quotes: It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be. It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be.
Bill Murray quotes: This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life. This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.
Bill Murray quotes: Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out. Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.
Bill Murray quotes: I think all phases of one's career are serious if you take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or not. I think all phases of one's career are serious if you take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or not.
Bill Murray quotes: Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down. Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
Bill Murray quotes: Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired. Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.
Bill Murray quotes: We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
Bill Murray quotes: Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn. Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
Bill Murray quotes: I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked. I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked.
Bill Murray quotes: My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
Bill Murray quotes: 'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. 'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award.
Bill Murray quotes: The cool part about naming your kid is you don't have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available. The cool part about naming your kid is you don't have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
Bill Murray quotes: Drinking again? Go to hell. All I ever do is make some movies that made a lot of money now leave me alone, I want to have some fun. Drinking again? Go to hell. All I ever do is make some movies that made a lot of money now leave me alone, I want to have some fun.
Bill Murray quotes: Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do. Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.
Bill Murray quotes: People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You're new and you're hot and things go wrong. People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You're new and you're hot and things go wrong.
Bill Murray quotes: Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has. Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
Bill Murray quotes: To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, "Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it." To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, "Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it."
Bill Murray quotes: I count on the kindness of strangers. I count on the kindness of strangers.
Bill Murray quotes: Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time. Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
Bill Murray quotes: I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me. I don't know what my fans are going to think. It's definitely not what they're used to from me.
Bill Murray quotes: I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
Bill Murray quotes: Somewhere there's a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can. Somewhere there's a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.
Bill Murray quotes: Eh, it's not that attractive to have a plan. Eh, it's not that attractive to have a plan.
Bill Murray quotes: I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.
Bill Murray quotes: You work, you get paid, you drink. You work, you get paid, you drink.
Bill Murray quotes: I don't want to have a relationship with someone if I'm not going to work with them. I don't want to have a relationship with someone if I'm not going to work with them.
Bill Murray quotes: I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired,' I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired,'
Bill Murray quotes: I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making. I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making.
Bill Murray quotes: I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter. I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter.
Bill Murray quotes: One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
Bill Murray quotes: I try to be able for life to happen to me. I try to be able for life to happen to me.
Bill Murray quotes: I'm a nut, but not just a nut. I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
Bill Murray quotes: And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't even read the script yet. And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't even read the script yet.
Bill Murray quotes: Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it. Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.
Bill Murray quotes: I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do. I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.
Bill Murray quotes: And then depression set in.... And then depression set in....
Bill Murray quotes: I try to be available for life to happen to me. I try to be available for life to happen to me.
Bill Murray quotes: Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one. Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.
Bill Murray quotes: Grab this day by the neck and kiss it. Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.
Bill Murray quotes: I've killed myself so many times, I don't even exist anymore. I've killed myself so many times, I don't even exist anymore.
Bill Murray quotes: People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a badge of honour. People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a badge of honour.
Bill Murray quotes: Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.
Bill Murray quotes: One of my gripes about movies is that people take them so seriously, and the moneymaking aspects are so brutal. One of my gripes about movies is that people take them so seriously, and the moneymaking aspects are so brutal.
Bill Murray quotes: We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it
Bill Murray quotes: I act like a jerk sometimes. I act like a jerk sometimes.
Bill Murray quotes: Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired. Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
Bill Murray quotes: Zombies dont mess with other zombies. Zombies dont mess with other zombies.
Bill Murray quotes: Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying. Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
Bill Murray quotes: If you have a good script, that's what gets you involved. It's harder to write a good screenplay than to find something. If you have a good script, that's what gets you involved. It's harder to write a good screenplay than to find something.
Bill Murray quotes: People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise. People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
Bill Murray quotes: I don't have to take this abuse from you I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me! I don't have to take this abuse from you
I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!
Bill Murray quotes: The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money. The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.
Bill Murray quotes: The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave. The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave.
Bill Murray quotes: I don't really read the reviews - but I remember one I read a long time ago that said I had a face like a potato. I don't really read the reviews - but I remember one I read a long time ago that said I had a face like a potato.
Bill Murray quotes: I really don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. I really don't know what's going to come out of my mouth.
Bill Murray quotes: The Best Way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream. The Best Way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.
Bill Murray quotes: The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe ... The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe ...
Bill Murray quotes: I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live. I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live.
Bill Murray quotes: Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood. Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.
Bill Murray quotes: It's a lot of work to read a crummy script. It's a lot of work to read a crummy script.
Bill Murray quotes: Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them. Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.
Bill Murray quotes: You gotta want it. You gotta want it.
Bill Murray quotes: Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here. Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here.
Bill Murray quotes: The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive. The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.
Bill Murray quotes: Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human. Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.
Bill Murray quotes: You cannot pray them out of hell. You cannot pray them out of hell.
Bill Murray quotes: All parties are good. All parties are good.
Bill Murray quotes: You know how funerals are not for the dead, they're for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they're for the uncommitted. You know how funerals are not for the dead, they're for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they're for the uncommitted.
Bill Murray quotes: You know ... they say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant. You know ... they say an elephant never forgets.
What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
Bill Murray quotes: I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't. I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
Bill Murray quotes: When I work, my first relationship with people is professional. When I work, my first relationship with people is professional.
Bill Murray quotes: The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation. The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation.
Bill Murray quotes: The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do. The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.
Bill Murray quotes: Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed. Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.
Bill Murray quotes: You're supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you're trying to going up, you're trying to pull someone up at the same time. You're supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you're trying to going up, you're trying to pull someone up at the same time.
Bill Murray quotes: Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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