Bill Burr Quotes
Top 46 wise famous quotes and sayings by Bill Burr
Bill Burr Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I am so pro-swine flu ... I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak.
Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.
As much as Metallica rocked, they always had these song names ... 'The Thing That Shouldn't Be'. 'The Chair That Wasn't There', you know?
The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it.
Business runs hot and cold so the more you're in charge of your own destiny, the better off you are.
Oh look, an ATM! Ok, here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.
Some guy workin' at Home Depot, he wants to f-k just as many women as a celebrity. But he can't do it, because whores don't care about lumber.
I bet The Walking Dead gets really low ratings out in Montana, just because all they need to do is look out their f-king window, am I right?
Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.
There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you like 17 right off the top of my head.
To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.
God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?
I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career.
There is a very difficult period in a comedian's career - it's that window of time where you're good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.