Bill Bailey Quotes
Top 49 wise famous quotes and sayings by Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Bill Bailey on Wise Famous Quotes.
I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard
Live comedy's a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You're only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate.
Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
In Unity there is strength;
We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life -
Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life -
Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.
Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?"
It's true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'
What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.
I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
Relaxed Empiricism
I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.
Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.
"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?