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Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.

I love Cadillacs and name them after birds.

Doing drama is, in a sense, easier. In doing comedy, if you don't get that laugh, there's something wrong.

I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.

When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a great idea.

I don't care who anybody sleeps with,

I don't get political.

Anger tears me up inside ... My own ... or anyone else's.

I have the backbone of an eel.

I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.

When we started in television, there was that magic box in the corner of the room, and 'Oh my gosh - look what it's doing!'

I was one of the first women producers in Hollywood.

I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

We didn't have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn't waste an afternoon on it

I'm the luckiest broad on two feet, I'll tell you that. They say once a woman passes 40 she doesn't get any good parts, so I'm blessed.

I'm not what you might call sexy, but I'm romantic. Let's put it that way.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

Wendy Malick and Valerie Bertinelli make fun of me, but I take care of my health - I don't abuse it.

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise.

When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left!

I'm just happy as a lark having a good health. People say are you thinking about retiring, I don't have time to think about retiring.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

Gravity has taken over me from time to time. But otherwise than that, I'm blessed with good health. That's the bottom line.

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

You're never too old for anything!

A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are much appreciated.

The film industry gives you the opportunity to meet interesting people.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

I'm in the acting business. That's the ego business.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.

I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.

When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary.

'Mary Tyler Moore' was - it was my first big hit.

Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we're abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.

Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

I'm wearing a put-together from a little shop that I favor called the back of my closet.

I don't know people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

I know unless I'm true to myself I couldn't be happy. Too much emphasis is placed today on externals and too little on character.

Once someone has had the good fortune to share a true love affair with a Golden Retriever, one's life and one's outlook is never quite the same.

You gotta use everything you possibly can!

I think older women still have a full life.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

A good friend of mine was Lucy Ball. Her mother and my mother were best friends.

It's fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.

I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.

Being blessed with good health gives you the strength and loving what you do and - is a privilege that keeps you going. So I'm just happy as a lark.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

I'm in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo.

Animals are near and dear to my heart, and I've devoted my life to trying to improve their lives.

We actors can't take the credit. We love to try to claim the credit.

I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!

My mother always used to say, The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.