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Beryl Dov quotes: My Heart My heart has so many scars you could read it like braille.

My Heart
My heart has so many scars
you could read it like braille.

Beryl Dov quotes: Texans reckon someone's a half-wit without even making a comparison.

Texans reckon someone's a half-wit without even making a comparison.

Beryl Dov quotes: Nietzsche [10w] Zarathustra's high-wire act is over;the circus has left town.

Nietzsche [10w]
Zarathustra's high-wire act is over;
the circus has left town.

Beryl Dov quotes: Pets in the Afterlife [10w] All dogs go to heaven;all iguanas go to hell.

Pets in the Afterlife [10w]
All dogs go to heaven;
all iguanas go to hell.

Beryl Dov quotes: Wisdom is Awakening The wise man wakes up and takes nothing for granted ~even waking up.

Wisdom is Awakening
The wise man wakes up and takes nothing for granted ~
even waking up.

Beryl Dov quotes: Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!

Show Up [10w]
I've waited for you all my life ~
show up already!

Beryl Dov quotes: The Reader [10w] A poem cannot be greater than the mind examining it.

The Reader [10w]
A poem cannot be greater than the mind examining it.

Beryl Dov quotes: First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors.

First Day at Harvard [10w]
Smartest kid in the room
walks into room of competitors.

Beryl Dov quotes: Money vs. Mouth [10w] 'Put ya' money where ya' mouth is,'so it's grabable.

Money vs. Mouth [10w]
'Put ya' money where ya' mouth is,'
so it's grabable.

Beryl Dov quotes: Weltanschaung as Ennui [10w] When world-view turns to world-weariness,we see staleness in everything.

Weltanschaung as Ennui [10w]
When world-view turns to world-weariness,
we see staleness in everything.

Beryl Dov quotes: Jesus Christ, Is That A Puppet? [10w] The Bible performed entirely by puppets would produce more converts.

Jesus Christ, Is That A Puppet? [10w]
The Bible performed entirely by puppets would produce more converts.

Beryl Dov quotes: The Real Skinny behind the Big 3 Conspiracy Theories

The Real Skinny behind the Big 3 Conspiracy Theories

Beryl Dov quotes: Disneyland: The happiest place on earth... ...for its Board of Directors and stockholders.

Disneyland: The happiest place on earth...
...for its Board of Directors and stockholders.

Beryl Dov quotes: Santa's Little Helper Isn't it ironic that Homer calls his pet the same name Marge calls his penis?

Santa's Little Helper
Isn't it ironic that Homer calls his pet
the same name Marge calls his penis?

Beryl Dov quotes: Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg.

Good Egg [10w]
Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg.

Beryl Dov quotes: Indra Haiku Diddling Ahala, Indra, the Thousand-Eyed God,flecked with vaginas.

Indra Haiku
Diddling Ahala,
Indra, the Thousand-Eyed God,
flecked with vaginas.

Beryl Dov quotes: Life's Tragedy Making a living and making a lifeare at odds.

Life's Tragedy
Making a living and making a life
are at odds.

Beryl Dov quotes: Truthful vs. Honest To salvage our relationships we cannot always be truthful,but we shouldn't be anything less than honest.

Truthful vs. Honest
To salvage our relationships we cannot always be truthful,
but we shouldn't be anything less than honest.

Beryl Dov quotes: Stranger [10w] Discover your lover every day as you would a stranger.

Stranger [10w]
Discover your lover every day as you would a stranger.

Beryl Dov quotes: Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King's Triple Whopper with Cheese.

Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best...
...artery clogger since Burger King's Triple Whopper with Cheese.

Beryl Dov quotes: Pussies [10w] Pussies are like parachutes ~they work best when wide open.

Pussies [10w]
Pussies are like parachutes ~
they work best when wide open.

Beryl Dov quotes: Texas [10w] Every Texan has a project and every picnic has fire-ants.

Texas [10w]
Every Texan has a project and every picnic has fire-ants.

Beryl Dov quotes: Rules [10w] There are no rulesis the hardest rule to follow.

Rules [10w]
There are no rules
is the hardest rule to follow.

Beryl Dov quotes: Lotto [10w] If lotto winners squander their winnings,why not on me?

Lotto [10w]
If lotto winners squander their winnings,
why not on me?

Beryl Dov quotes: Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit.

Love in the Afterlife [10w]
Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.
This life, fuhgeddaboudit.

Beryl Dov quotes: Raise Your Hand [10w] Raise your hand to answer questions,not to hit children.

Raise Your Hand [10w]
Raise your hand to answer questions,
not to hit children.

Beryl Dov quotes: Population Explosion [10w] The world will soon have more live people than dead.

Population Explosion [10w]
The world will soon have more live people than dead.

Beryl Dov quotes: New [10w] + {Couplet} Poetry is fashion, its new arrivalsare simply just revivals.

New [10w] + {Couplet}
Poetry is fashion, its new arrivals
are simply just revivals.

Beryl Dov quotes: Forgotten [10w] There's no greater slur of memory than to be forgotten.

Forgotten [10w]
There's no greater slur of memory than to be forgotten.

Beryl Dov quotes: Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you.

Soulmate My Ass [10w]
Aspire to marry the person
the least wrong for you.

Beryl Dov quotes: Speculator [10w] A speculator's eyes light up alternately by greed and concupiscence.

Speculator [10w]
A speculator's eyes light up alternately by greed and concupiscence.

Beryl Dov quotes: Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own.

Idiots vs. Fools [10w]
Idiots listen to other's bullshit;
fools listen to their own.

Beryl Dov quotes: Muse [10w] Poetry's a collaboration with your muse.Silence!Let her speak.

Muse [10w]
Poetry's a collaboration with your muse.
Silence!
Let her speak.

Beryl Dov quotes: Mom Memorial Haiku [1] I feel my mom somuch alive in me that there'snot even room for me.

Mom Memorial Haiku [1]
I feel my mom so
much alive in me that there's
not even room for me.

Beryl Dov quotes: Necessity Necessity is the mother of twins.Congratulations, Necessity!

Necessity
Necessity is the mother of twins.
Congratulations,
Necessity!

Beryl Dov quotes: Maine Haiku "Winter don't matterwhen there's steaming lobster andgirls are steaming hot.

Maine Haiku
"Winter don't matter
when there's steaming lobster and
girls are steaming hot.

Beryl Dov quotes: Relationship Haiku Friendship needs just two.Hot relationships needs three.But bitches can't count.

Relationship Haiku
Friendship needs just two.
Hot relationships needs three.
But bitches can't count.

Beryl Dov quotes: Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective.

Small Packages [10w]
Great things come in small packages
from a geological perspective.

Beryl Dov quotes: Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted.

Love's Kiss of Death [10w]
Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted.

Beryl Dov quotes: Obama Talks to Auto-Worker's Union [10w] "We shall increase auto-industry employmentby using live crash-test dummies.

Obama Talks to Auto-Worker's Union [10w]
"We shall increase auto-industry employment
by using live crash-test dummies.

Beryl Dov quotes: Poems Should Speak [10w] Poems should speak to you, for you,not around you.

Poems Should Speak [10w]
Poems should speak to you, for you,
not around you.

Beryl Dov quotes: Georgia State Motto Wisdom, justice, and moderation.If the heat don't kill you the stupidity will.

Georgia State Motto
Wisdom, justice, and moderation.
If the heat don't kill you the stupidity will.

Beryl Dov quotes: Nostalgia [10w] Nostalgia is a time machineset to your perfect past.

Nostalgia [10w]
Nostalgia is a time machine
set to your perfect past.

Beryl Dov quotes: Fix If it ain't broke, fix it ~because anything in this worldcan be improved.

Fix
If it ain't broke, fix it ~
because anything in this world
can be improved.

Beryl Dov quotes: Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect.

Humble Wishes [10w]
"God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect.

Beryl Dov quotes: What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win.

What Might Have Been {Couplet}
Dwell not upon what might have been,
Within such idle spin, you can never win.

Beryl Dov quotes: How 'We' Assume the Throne [10w] We've become royaltywhen the first-person-singular leapsinto the first-person-plural.

How 'We' Assume the Throne [10w]
We've become royalty
when the first-person-singular leaps
into the first-person-plural.

Beryl Dov quotes: Over 50% of Modern Relationships [10w] Best match for a narcissiist is a low self-esteemed enabler.

Over 50% of Modern Relationships [10w]
Best match for a narcissiist is a low self-esteemed enabler.

Beryl Dov quotes: PlayStation: Live in your world. Play in ours... ...and once you're hooked on gaming you'll live and play in our world exclusively.

PlayStation: Live in your world. Play in ours...
...and once you're hooked on gaming
you'll live and play in our world exclusively.

Beryl Dov quotes: Regret [10w] Regret's like a microwavecooking you from the inside out.

Regret [10w]
Regret's like a microwave
cooking you from the inside out.

Beryl Dov quotes: McDonald's: I'm loving it!... ...because feeding my family healthy food is not worth more than $4.

McDonald's: I'm loving it!...
...because feeding my family healthy food is not worth more than $4.

Beryl Dov quotes: Heart on Your Sleeve [10w] If you wear your heart on your sleeve, don't sneeze.

Heart on Your Sleeve [10w]
If you wear your heart on your sleeve, don't sneeze.

Beryl Dov quotes: Satirists [10w] I do best what satirists have always done ~make enemies.

Satirists [10w]
I do best what satirists have always done ~
make enemies.

Beryl Dov quotes: Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives.

Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku
Fundamentalists
protest Miss Universe contest.
Go home, beat their wives.

Beryl Dov quotes: Mirror [10w] Do no mock a mirror;it will mock you back.

Mirror [10w]
Do no mock a mirror;
it will mock you back.

Beryl Dov quotes: Grandma's Advice to Girls [10w] Grandma's advice to girls:Fuck the athlete;marry the mathlete.

Grandma's Advice to Girls [10w]
Grandma's advice to girls:
Fuck the athlete;
marry the mathlete.

Beryl Dov quotes: Second Chances [10w] Every time we go full circleit's a new circle.

Second Chances [10w]
Every time we go full circle
it's a new circle.

Beryl Dov quotes: Boundary vs. Horizon Our imagination is not a boundary, it's a horizon.It moves with us and is therefore limitless.

Boundary vs. Horizon
Our imagination is not a boundary, it's a horizon.
It moves with us and is therefore limitless.

Beryl Dov quotes: It's Too Late Now, You Fat Fuck [10w] Death is nature's subtle hintto cut down on carbs.

It's Too Late Now, You Fat Fuck [10w]
Death is nature's subtle hint
to cut down on carbs.

Beryl Dov quotes: Venison Haiku Deer, O dear, you're heart's centered in my cross-hairs.I love venison.

Venison Haiku
Deer, O dear, you're
heart's centered in my cross-hairs.
I love venison.

Beryl Dov quotes: Live Today [10w] Don't plan for the future if you can't live today.

Live Today [10w]
Don't plan for the future if you can't live today.

Beryl Dov quotes: Random Acts of Kindness [10w] Performing random acts of kindness invites random acts of imitation.

Random Acts of Kindness [10w]
Performing random acts of kindness invites random acts of imitation.

Beryl Dov quotes: She vs. Sex [10w] "She knows everything about sex except how to enjoy it.

She vs. Sex [10w]
"She knows everything about sex
except how to enjoy it.

Beryl Dov quotes: Rules Rules, like hearts, were meant to be broken

Rules
Rules,
like hearts,
were meant to be broken

Beryl Dov quotes: Nobel Prize in Literature [10w] Only fools and Swedes equate literary prizes with literary merit.

Nobel Prize in Literature [10w]
Only fools and Swedes equate literary prizes with literary merit.

Beryl Dov quotes: Spoiled [10w] When a woman gets used to an industrial quality pneumatic drill,I seriously doubt if she'll use a vibrator again.

Spoiled [10w]
When a woman gets used to an industrial quality pneumatic drill,
I seriously doubt if she'll use a vibrator again.

Beryl Dov quotes: Multiple Dimensions of Love [10w] Make time and space for the multiple dimensions of love.

Multiple Dimensions of Love [10w]
Make time and space for the multiple dimensions of love.

Beryl Dov quotes: Moments vs. Years Life's too long when measured in years,and too short when measured in moments.

Moments vs. Years
Life's too long when measured in years,
and too short when measured in moments.

Beryl Dov quotes: Horticulture ]10w] I am an advocate of horticulture and higher-education for sluts.

Horticulture ]10w]
I am an advocate of horticulture and higher-education for sluts.

Beryl Dov quotes: Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer.

Rooftop Poetry
Sing poetry from rooftops
like a muzzein' s call for prayer.

Beryl Dov quotes: Lies vs. Truth [10w] Lies are more credible than truth because they are nuanced.

Lies vs. Truth [10w]
Lies are more credible than truth because they are nuanced.

Beryl Dov quotes: R-o-l-a-i-d-s: How do you spell relief? [10w] J-a-c-k-i-n-go-f-f.

R-o-l-a-i-d-s: How do you spell relief? [10w]
J-a-c-k-i-n-go-f-f.

Beryl Dov quotes: Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass.

Clairol: Does she or doesn't she...
...take it up the ass.

Beryl Dov quotes: Rub It In {Couplet} You were right, I was wrong;how often will you repeat this song?

Rub It In {Couplet}
You were right, I was wrong;
how often will you repeat this song?

Beryl Dov quotes: Choose Your Tears If we cry over spilled milk,what tears will be left over for spilled blood?

Choose Your Tears
If we cry over spilled milk,
what tears will be left over for spilled blood?

Beryl Dov quotes: How to Anesthetize theM asses [10w] Build more shopping malls and get rid of the internet.

How to Anesthetize theM asses [10w]
Build more shopping malls and get rid of the internet.

Beryl Dov quotes: Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth.

Garden [10w]
A garden is a poem
written with flowers on earth.

Beryl Dov quotes: Nothing to Lose [10w] Never underestimate the danger of men with nothing to lose.

Nothing to Lose [10w]
Never underestimate the danger of men with nothing to lose.

Beryl Dov quotes: Depression is Genetic [10w] Depression is genetic, specifically the product of another's cruel genetics.

Depression is Genetic [10w]
Depression is genetic, specifically the product of another's cruel genetics.

Beryl Dov quotes: God's Doorbell [10w] Earth is God's doorbell,unfortunately, half the timenobody's home.

God's Doorbell [10w]
Earth is God's doorbell,
unfortunately, half the time
nobody's home.

Beryl Dov quotes: Lourdes Poetry is my Lourdes ~a spiritual oasis where I come to healin the divine power of words.

Lourdes
Poetry is my Lourdes ~
a spiritual oasis where I come to heal
in the divine power of words.

Beryl Dov quotes: Pearl II [10w] If the world's your pearl then you're an empty shell.

Pearl II [10w]
If the world's your pearl then you're an empty shell.

Beryl Dov quotes: Poetry as Symphony [10w] Mind is orchestra,words are instruments,the poem,a symphony.

Poetry as Symphony [10w]
Mind is orchestra,
words are instruments,
the poem,
a symphony.

Beryl Dov quotes: Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me.

Sublime Beauty
When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.
When I open them, mountains can move me.

Beryl Dov quotes: Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear.

Poetry Calling [10w]
Poetry's not a calling.
It's a whispering in your ear.

Beryl Dov quotes: Spite If we can't quite live beyond our bodies,we should, as a matter of spite, live beyond our income.

Spite
If we can't quite live beyond our bodies,
we should, as a matter of spite, live beyond our income.

Beryl Dov quotes: The Economics of Truth In the popular marketplace, truth is cheapbecause its supply always exceeds its demand.

The Economics of Truth
In the popular marketplace, truth is cheap
because its supply always exceeds its demand.

Beryl Dov quotes: Two Obligations [10w] We've got two obligations in this world:Love and Poetry.

Two Obligations [10w]
We've got two obligations in this world:
Love and Poetry.

Beryl Dov quotes: Jane Austen vs. My Penis [20w] "It is a truth universally that a single man in possession of a penis must be in want of pussy.

Jane Austen vs. My Penis [20w]
"It is a truth universally that a single man
in possession of a penis must be in want of pussy.

Beryl Dov quotes: Mums the Word [10w] Chrysanthemum died to atone for our sins in the garden.

Mums the Word [10w]
Chrysanthemum died to atone for our sins in the garden.

Beryl Dov quotes: Self-Improvement Turn yourself into a neighbor worth loving,and then keep moving.

Self-Improvement
Turn yourself into a neighbor worth loving,
and then keep moving.

Beryl Dov quotes: Growing Pains [10w] Man's growing pains end promptly at the time of death.

Growing Pains [10w]
Man's growing pains end promptly at the time of death.

Beryl Dov quotes: Save One Heart [20w] If you can save one heart from breaking without breaking yoursit is as if you have saved the world.

Save One Heart [20w]
If you can save one heart from breaking
without breaking yours
it is as if you have saved the world.

Beryl Dov quotes: Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?

Jonesing [10w]
Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?

Beryl Dov quotes: Feckless Fixation [10w] Poets worry too much about other poets instead of writing.

Feckless Fixation [10w]
Poets worry too much about other poets instead of writing.

Beryl Dov quotes: Old Timer's Disease The celebrity with Alzheimer'ssued himself for writing hisunauthorized autobiography.

Old Timer's Disease
The celebrity
with Alzheimer's
sued himself for writing his
unauthorized autobiography.

Beryl Dov quotes: Love is a Yardstick [10w] Love is a yardstick by which we can measure our heartbreak.

Love is a Yardstick [10w]
Love is a yardstick by which we can measure our heartbreak.

Beryl Dov quotes: Familiar vs. Strange [10w] The sexiest part of strangeness is its most familiar quality.

Familiar vs. Strange [10w]
The sexiest part of strangeness is its most familiar quality.

Beryl Dov quotes: Religion is Existential GPS The mind needs religious myths to navigate the world, or it gets lost in its own sterility.

Religion is Existential GPS
The mind needs religious myths to navigate the world,
or it gets lost in its own sterility.

Beryl Dov quotes: Is Prayer Only for Man? II [10w] God created man so He'd have something to pray for.

Is Prayer Only for Man? II [10w]
God created man so He'd have something to pray for.