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Beryl Dov Famous Quotes & Sayings

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My Heart
My heart has so many scars
you could read it like braille.

Texans reckon someone's a half-wit without even making a comparison.

Nietzsche [10w]
Zarathustra's high-wire act is over;
the circus has left town.

Pets in the Afterlife [10w]
All dogs go to heaven;
all iguanas go to hell.

Wisdom is Awakening
The wise man wakes up and takes nothing for granted ~
even waking up.

Show Up [10w]
I've waited for you all my life ~
show up already!

The Reader [10w]
A poem cannot be greater than the mind examining it.

First Day at Harvard [10w]
Smartest kid in the room
walks into room of competitors.

Money vs. Mouth [10w]
'Put ya' money where ya' mouth is,'
so it's grabable.

Weltanschaung as Ennui [10w]
When world-view turns to world-weariness,
we see staleness in everything.

Jesus Christ, Is That A Puppet? [10w]
The Bible performed entirely by puppets would produce more converts.

The Real Skinny behind the Big 3 Conspiracy Theories

Disneyland: The happiest place on earth...
...for its Board of Directors and stockholders.

Santa's Little Helper
Isn't it ironic that Homer calls his pet
the same name Marge calls his penis?

Good Egg [10w]
Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg.

Indra Haiku
Diddling Ahala,
Indra, the Thousand-Eyed God,
flecked with vaginas.

Life's Tragedy
Making a living and making a life
are at odds.

Truthful vs. Honest
To salvage our relationships we cannot always be truthful,
but we shouldn't be anything less than honest.

Stranger [10w]
Discover your lover every day as you would a stranger.

Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best...
...artery clogger since Burger King's Triple Whopper with Cheese.

Pussies [10w]
Pussies are like parachutes ~
they work best when wide open.

Texas [10w]
Every Texan has a project and every picnic has fire-ants.

Rules [10w]
There are no rules
is the hardest rule to follow.

Lotto [10w]
If lotto winners squander their winnings,
why not on me?

Love in the Afterlife [10w]
Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.
This life, fuhgeddaboudit.

Raise Your Hand [10w]
Raise your hand to answer questions,
not to hit children.

Population Explosion [10w]
The world will soon have more live people than dead.

New [10w] + {Couplet}
Poetry is fashion, its new arrivals
are simply just revivals.

Forgotten [10w]
There's no greater slur of memory than to be forgotten.

Soulmate My Ass [10w]
Aspire to marry the person
the least wrong for you.

Speculator [10w]
A speculator's eyes light up alternately by greed and concupiscence.

Idiots vs. Fools [10w]
Idiots listen to other's bullshit;
fools listen to their own.

Muse [10w]
Poetry's a collaboration with your muse.
Silence!
Let her speak.

Mom Memorial Haiku [1]
I feel my mom so
much alive in me that there's
not even room for me.

Necessity
Necessity is the mother of twins.
Congratulations,
Necessity!

Maine Haiku
"Winter don't matter
when there's steaming lobster and
girls are steaming hot.

Relationship Haiku
Friendship needs just two.
Hot relationships needs three.
But bitches can't count.

Small Packages [10w]
Great things come in small packages
from a geological perspective.

Love's Kiss of Death [10w]
Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted.

Obama Talks to Auto-Worker's Union [10w]
"We shall increase auto-industry employment
by using live crash-test dummies.

Poems Should Speak [10w]
Poems should speak to you, for you,
not around you.

Georgia State Motto
Wisdom, justice, and moderation.
If the heat don't kill you the stupidity will.

Nostalgia [10w]
Nostalgia is a time machine
set to your perfect past.

Fix
If it ain't broke, fix it ~
because anything in this world
can be improved.

Humble Wishes [10w]
"God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect.

What Might Have Been {Couplet}
Dwell not upon what might have been,
Within such idle spin, you can never win.

How 'We' Assume the Throne [10w]
We've become royalty
when the first-person-singular leaps
into the first-person-plural.

Over 50% of Modern Relationships [10w]
Best match for a narcissiist is a low self-esteemed enabler.

PlayStation: Live in your world. Play in ours...
...and once you're hooked on gaming
you'll live and play in our world exclusively.

Regret [10w]
Regret's like a microwave
cooking you from the inside out.

McDonald's: I'm loving it!...
...because feeding my family healthy food is not worth more than $4.

Heart on Your Sleeve [10w]
If you wear your heart on your sleeve, don't sneeze.

Satirists [10w]
I do best what satirists have always done ~
make enemies.

Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku
Fundamentalists
protest Miss Universe contest.
Go home, beat their wives.

Mirror [10w]
Do no mock a mirror;
it will mock you back.

Grandma's Advice to Girls [10w]
Grandma's advice to girls:
Fuck the athlete;
marry the mathlete.

Second Chances [10w]
Every time we go full circle
it's a new circle.

Boundary vs. Horizon
Our imagination is not a boundary, it's a horizon.
It moves with us and is therefore limitless.

It's Too Late Now, You Fat Fuck [10w]
Death is nature's subtle hint
to cut down on carbs.

Venison Haiku
Deer, O dear, you're
heart's centered in my cross-hairs.
I love venison.

Live Today [10w]
Don't plan for the future if you can't live today.

Random Acts of Kindness [10w]
Performing random acts of kindness invites random acts of imitation.

She vs. Sex [10w]
"She knows everything about sex
except how to enjoy it.

Rules
Rules,
like hearts,
were meant to be broken

Nobel Prize in Literature [10w]
Only fools and Swedes equate literary prizes with literary merit.

Spoiled [10w]
When a woman gets used to an industrial quality pneumatic drill,
I seriously doubt if she'll use a vibrator again.

Multiple Dimensions of Love [10w]
Make time and space for the multiple dimensions of love.

Moments vs. Years
Life's too long when measured in years,
and too short when measured in moments.

Horticulture ]10w]
I am an advocate of horticulture and higher-education for sluts.

Rooftop Poetry
Sing poetry from rooftops
like a muzzein' s call for prayer.

Lies vs. Truth [10w]
Lies are more credible than truth because they are nuanced.

R-o-l-a-i-d-s: How do you spell relief? [10w]
J-a-c-k-i-n-go-f-f.

Clairol: Does she or doesn't she...
...take it up the ass.

Rub It In {Couplet}
You were right, I was wrong;
how often will you repeat this song?

Choose Your Tears
If we cry over spilled milk,
what tears will be left over for spilled blood?

How to Anesthetize theM asses [10w]
Build more shopping malls and get rid of the internet.

Garden [10w]
A garden is a poem
written with flowers on earth.

Nothing to Lose [10w]
Never underestimate the danger of men with nothing to lose.

Depression is Genetic [10w]
Depression is genetic, specifically the product of another's cruel genetics.

God's Doorbell [10w]
Earth is God's doorbell,
unfortunately, half the time
nobody's home.

Lourdes
Poetry is my Lourdes ~
a spiritual oasis where I come to heal
in the divine power of words.

Pearl II [10w]
If the world's your pearl then you're an empty shell.

Poetry as Symphony [10w]
Mind is orchestra,
words are instruments,
the poem,
a symphony.

Sublime Beauty
When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.
When I open them, mountains can move me.

Poetry Calling [10w]
Poetry's not a calling.
It's a whispering in your ear.

Spite
If we can't quite live beyond our bodies,
we should, as a matter of spite, live beyond our income.

The Economics of Truth
In the popular marketplace, truth is cheap
because its supply always exceeds its demand.

Two Obligations [10w]
We've got two obligations in this world:
Love and Poetry.

Jane Austen vs. My Penis [20w]
"It is a truth universally that a single man
in possession of a penis must be in want of pussy.

Mums the Word [10w]
Chrysanthemum died to atone for our sins in the garden.

Self-Improvement
Turn yourself into a neighbor worth loving,
and then keep moving.

Growing Pains [10w]
Man's growing pains end promptly at the time of death.

Save One Heart [20w]
If you can save one heart from breaking
without breaking yours
it is as if you have saved the world.

Jonesing [10w]
Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?

Feckless Fixation [10w]
Poets worry too much about other poets instead of writing.

Old Timer's Disease
The celebrity
with Alzheimer's
sued himself for writing his
unauthorized autobiography.

Love is a Yardstick [10w]
Love is a yardstick by which we can measure our heartbreak.

Familiar vs. Strange [10w]
The sexiest part of strangeness is its most familiar quality.

Religion is Existential GPS
The mind needs religious myths to navigate the world,
or it gets lost in its own sterility.

Is Prayer Only for Man? II [10w]
God created man so He'd have something to pray for.