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Why do you have to be so damn wonderful all the time? Especially now!"
"I can't help it. I am what I am.

I am speaking English, correct? I ask because sometimes I speak another language without meaning to.

You're the only reason I exist.

My dreams were welcome; they were what felt real to me, and to wake in a world where Abby was not mine was the dream, the true nightmare.

One simply did not invite death upon their door unless they were hoping to die.

I'm sorry, is there a revival of Shakespeare's Caesar I don't know about.

My apologies. To kiss you now was inappropriate. But gladly, I would kiss you again.

Abby, come on. No guy on this planet would say no to their girl in the famous metal bikini.

Well, if I came any earlier, I would have missed the nudie-show. Thank goodness for good timing.

I chose you. It was always you. From the first moment I held you, I knew you were mine.

You don't know how special you are, Abby, and you truly don't get how special you are to me. I would move Heaven for you.

I threw the notebook at his head; he didn't even have the courtesy of flinching at the tiny pissed-off human.

Today would rank as one of the stupidest things I'd done, taking the place of indoor stair skiing.

His golden eyes flashed wickedness and promise. "As you wish.

He looked like Heaven, and he would soon be all mine.

It was then I realized that all men really were the same. It was only a matter of time before they revealed the dragon within.

Isaac sat up in bed and glared at Nathan. I think he wanted to kick him out or smother Nathan with a pillow. Either way, I couldn't blame him.

You would deprive the world of this face?

I heard if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything. Let me tell you, I've always hated that saying.

I knew I was disoriented, but I was pretty sure intestines were supposed to be inside my body cavity.

People will only notice how exceptionally awesome I am.

I'll let you get back to sweating and grunting."
"You probably shouldn't leave then.

Oh, I liked the beard. It covered more of your face.

I'm not judging you. If you want to take a break to look at tree dicks, we'll take one.

Third person, really? That's so sixteen hundreds.

I have to keep up appearances. I do roll with angels now.

Always one to accept a compliment graciously, Wright.

It's fine. I use foul language and you bust up small mountains." I examined the rubble around us. "We each have our coping mechanisms.

It's a dirty, dirty job, Abby, but I'm up to the challenge." A wag of his brows and a wicked grin had me laughing at his innuendo.

Fantastic. The entire house is here to watch the Battle of the Velveteen Bed.

If you fall apart, it's a bad omen for the rest of the couples on Earth.

Well, I found I am my own best company. I don't annoy myself and I always have something important I want to hear myself say.

I just looked at the parts above the knees to below your neck if that helps.

For the second time today, I left her, both of us broken, only halves of one soul that yearned to fit together.

Oh, you poor angel. I know I joke, but I think perhaps you are a few feathers short of a wing.

Physical pain was rare for angels to feel, but I was in it. Unyielding and excruciating pain.

In case I forget to tell you, this was the best night of my existence.

I shattered our hearts and left her to mourn the pieces.

I swore with his newfound love of bathing, I would see Isaac in human clothes next. If he started wearing skinny jeans, I would have to intervene.

The impossible happened. Your stomach is full.

Abby's beauty shone too bright, her soul too pure, and no one would ever compare. No one would ever hold my heart but Abby.

I have singular tastes. The Alexander Wright. He is tall, dark, handsome, unique, and heavenly.

If it pleases you to know, it was no pleasure of mine touching you. I find humans to be quite filthy. I certainly do not know how the Guardians do it.

My focus went to one spot. The spot where we knelt and called the Second Choir, praying for them to save her, only to be denied again.

Once upon a times and happy ever afters could suck it and die.

No one was coming to save me. I was alone. I welcomed the darkness to take me, and I closed my eyes to this world.

I'm gonna make you hairless where God didn't intend.

When did we get Watermelon Oreos? That just sounded so wrong.

I examined the ten feet I would have to walk alone and remembered my left mind made me a moron.

I've had my eye on the Invisible Woman all night.

Seeing the future was not a gift afforded to the Archangels.

You've taken my heart, Abby. It's yours.

I was turning into one of those ABC Afterschool Specials that we were forced to watch as kids.

The life I had known scattered like the ashes of my wings, to be born again in the pure light of Abby's love.

How could Gabriel not sense it? How did I know something an Archangel didn't?
Abby had a pure soul.

I looked up to the Heavens gauging the distance. Maybe I could catapult Raphael back with an epic kick to the ass.

The girl was a walking heartache and there was no doubt she could break what little of me there was left.

Next time, I'll get a male stripper. All parties should be equal opportunity hard-ons. What do you like? Cops? Firemen?

You're gonna need a lot more than prayers, kid.

It was adding up to something I couldn't figure out yet, but I didn't think it would end with a happy ever after for us anymore.

She had no idea how much I wanted to make her my wife, no clue as to how many nights I fell asleep with that image on my mind.

I love you, my Abby, above all else, know this. I would give up everything for a life together. Heaven could never compare to you.

I'm sure I have faults, too. I just can't think of any at the moment.

Are you trying to cram the whole week into her mouth right now? Don't your tongues ever get tired?

Rainbow what? Are you searching for a pot of gold? Tiny leprechauns? Hoping to catch the elusive pegacorn?

A groan rumbled through him as he kissed me like an oxygen-starved man and I was his air.

I brought you to a remote mountain to take advantage of you.'
Tightening his hold around me, he rumbled, 'I wasn't complaining.

I shouldn't get a thrill out of seeing her upset, but when her nose crinkled that way and her eyes heated, I couldn't help but getting turned on.

I know. I must be pretty spectacular.

You are the missing piece to make me human. I feel it, coursing through me. I have no doubts. You were made for me, we were meant to be one.

I am pretty impressive.

Don't let this go to your head, but I missed your face.

What are you gonna do? Fill their shampoo bottles with Nair?"
"I'd do that shit in a heartbeat.

What was wrong with these angels tonight? Did they eat bad manna or something?

I was going to be an Abby-flavored Lunchables, split three ways.

I stepped out of the Millennium Falcon and went to Star Wars heaven.

Well, a bikini is even less clothing, that won't help, but go ahead and change.

I'm only sensitive in the area that counts, Sticks."
"The soft spot on your skull that never hardened?

This demon was going to bring me to that creature? Hell to the no.

I tried like hell to hide how painful this was, how much my heart was breaking, how much it hurt to breathe.

Okay, I'll admit, I want to kiss you like that again, every single day, every moment I'm with you.

Do you typically wear men's clothes or is that an American thing?

I like me for you.

Did you know your dancing is atrocious? I seriously think there is something wrong with your inner ear. No other human moves so unnaturally to music.

He broke out in a wide, cocky grin. "Have I rendered you speechless?"
I looked again and nodded dumbly. "Uh, huh.

Next time more baritone in your voice, Abigail Miller, you made me sound like a chipmunk.

I knew it was coming. That question. It was like he had a freaking daily quota to hit.

I don't burn, but if you're offering to rub your hands all over my body, I sure as hell wouldn't stop you.

Between you and me, it's nice to have it affirmed now and again. It's good to keep your skills up to par, don't you agree?

Abby, I would fight all the Heavenly Choirs for you.