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Andrew Shaffer quotes: If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat food covered in sand. No one.

If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat food covered in sand. No one.

Andrew Shaffer quotes: She hands me a security badge that says VIRGIN.

She hands me a security badge that says VIRGIN.

Andrew Shaffer quotes: Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It's like I'm writing a novel, constantly, but only in my brain.

Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It's like I'm writing a novel, constantly, but only in my brain.

Andrew Shaffer quotes: Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal.

Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal.

Andrew Shaffer quotes: He hands me his shopping list and I lead him through the store in search of the items. Duct tape? Plastic wrap? A hacksaw? Who is this guy, Dexter?

He hands me his shopping list and I lead him through the store in search of the items. Duct tape? Plastic wrap? A hacksaw? Who is this guy, Dexter?

Andrew Shaffer quotes: The people are so small, they look like ants (although they're Walmart customers, so they look like obese ants).

The people are so small, they look like ants (although they're Walmart customers, so they look like obese ants).

Andrew Shaffer quotes: Who is this man I'm supposed to interview, this man whose last name is the same as the color of my sweatpants? Is that a sign?

Who is this man I'm supposed to interview, this man whose last name is the same as the color of my sweatpants? Is that a sign?

Andrew Shaffer quotes: The receptionist laughs. Relax. It just means you're a first-time visitor here at Gray Holdings.

The receptionist laughs. Relax. It just means you're a first-time visitor here at Gray Holdings.

Andrew Shaffer quotes: The building is a ginormous 175-story office building that juts into the sky like a glass and steel erection.

The building is a ginormous 175-story office building that juts into the sky like a glass and steel erection.

Andrew Shaffer quotes: I have hobbies," he says, smirking. "Physical pursuits: Base-jumping, hang-gliding, underwater basket-weaving.

I have hobbies," he says, smirking. "Physical pursuits: Base-jumping, hang-gliding, underwater basket-weaving.

Andrew Shaffer quotes: I shake his hand, and feel the jolt of electricity again from him. He laughs and raises his hand to show me the joy-buzzer in his palm.

I shake his hand, and feel the jolt of electricity again from him. He laughs and raises his hand to show me the joy-buzzer in his palm.