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Alonzo Bodden quotes: I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.

I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.

Alonzo Bodden quotes: I grew up in the suburbs. I'm an angry suburban nergo. I'm bad in, like, Starbucks. I'll hurt you over a frappuccino.

I grew up in the suburbs. I'm an angry suburban nergo. I'm bad in, like, Starbucks. I'll hurt you over a frappuccino.

Alonzo Bodden quotes: In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.

In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.

Alonzo Bodden quotes: Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years ... it's called cash.

Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years ... it's called cash.

Alonzo Bodden quotes: I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.

I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.

Alonzo Bodden quotes: I like psycho chicks ... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open.

I like psycho chicks ... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open.

Alonzo Bodden quotes: Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home.

Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home.

Alonzo Bodden quotes: I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.

I wish airplanes were more like elementary school with someone up front telling everyone to sit down and shut up.

Alonzo Bodden quotes: I ride because there's nothing like in the world. It's a passion. It's something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine not doing it.

I ride because there's nothing like in the world. It's a passion. It's something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine not doing it.

Alonzo Bodden quotes: Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?

Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?

Alonzo Bodden quotes: I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim ...

I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim ...

Alonzo Bodden quotes: I could always make people laugh.

I could always make people laugh.

Alonzo Bodden quotes: Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears.

Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears.

Alonzo Bodden quotes: Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat.

Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat.