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Alexander Woollcott quotes: All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening

Alexander Woollcott quotes: The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: Nothing risque, nothing gained.

Nothing risque, nothing gained.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: The two oldest professions in the world - ruined by amateurs.

The two oldest professions in the world - ruined by amateurs.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: At 83 Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

At 83 Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.

Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking ...

Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking ...

Alexander Woollcott quotes: Los Angeles is seven suburbs in search of a city.

Los Angeles is seven suburbs in search of a city.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers.

Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: To all things clergic I am allergic.

To all things clergic I am allergic.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.

Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

Alexander Woollcott quotes: The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.

The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: There's nothing wrong with Oscar Levant - nothing a miracle won't cure.

There's nothing wrong with Oscar Levant - nothing a miracle won't cure.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: You haven't lived until you died in New York.

You haven't lived until you died in New York.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: His huff arrived and he departed in it.

His huff arrived and he departed in it.

Alexander Woollcott quotes: Reading Proust is like bathing in someone else's dirty water.

Reading Proust is like bathing in someone else's dirty water.