Alex Adams Quotes
Top 37 wise famous quotes and sayings by Alex Adams
Alex Adams Famous Quotes & Sayings
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My sister's voice is Minnie Mouse and a dash of fingernails down a chalkboard, but only when she wants to bend me to her will.
I don't want him to think I'm crazy, because I'm not. Desperate is what I am. Quietly desperate and insatiably curious.
I've heard the story about the woman who opened the box and let havoc grab a choke hold on the world.
Why don't you tell me why you called me?
Don't you know?
I'm a therapist, nto a psychic.
That would make your job easier, no?
Scarier.
Don't you know?
I'm a therapist, nto a psychic.
That would make your job easier, no?
Scarier.
You want something to drink?
Is this a trick question?
Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices, so choose wisely.
Is this a trick question?
Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices, so choose wisely.
If you kill him, call me. I'm bound by doctor client privilege.
Really?
No, but the courts make exceptions for assholes.
Really?
No, but the courts make exceptions for assholes.
My two best friends are dead, which means they're great listeners now, but lousy as far as support goes.
Just a cold. And I think maybe I'm pregnant, because I'm always riding the porcelain bus, or thinking about it.
Are you menstruating?
what?
You're angry. Women are often angry when they menstruate. It is the hormones.
what?
You're angry. Women are often angry when they menstruate. It is the hormones.