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Alex Adams quotes: Can I ask you something?Boxers. Briefs exacerbate my claustrophobia.

Can I ask you something?
Boxers. Briefs exacerbate my claustrophobia.

Alex Adams quotes: Do you want me, too?Yes. And no.I'll take that. For now.

Do you want me, too?
Yes. And no.
I'll take that. For now.

Alex Adams quotes: You'll love him. Or maybe you'll just love him a time or two.

You'll love him. Or maybe you'll just love him a time or two.

Alex Adams quotes: My sister's voice is Minnie Mouse and a dash of fingernails down a chalkboard, but only when she wants to bend me to her will.

My sister's voice is Minnie Mouse and a dash of fingernails down a chalkboard, but only when she wants to bend me to her will.

Alex Adams quotes: I don't want him to think I'm crazy, because I'm not. Desperate is what I am. Quietly desperate and insatiably curious.

I don't want him to think I'm crazy, because I'm not. Desperate is what I am. Quietly desperate and insatiably curious.

Alex Adams quotes: I've heard the story about the woman who opened the box and let havoc grab a choke hold on the world.

I've heard the story about the woman who opened the box and let havoc grab a choke hold on the world.

Alex Adams quotes: And while I tell him all my thoughts, I don't always share my secrets.

And while I tell him all my thoughts, I don't always share my secrets.

Alex Adams quotes: Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.

Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.

Alex Adams quotes: You're not dead.I'm not dead.Why? How?Dying wasn't on my list.

You're not dead.
I'm not dead.
Why? How?
Dying wasn't on my list.

Alex Adams quotes: Why don't you tell me why you called me?Don't you know?I'm a therapist, nto a psychic.That would make your job easier, no?Scarier.

Why don't you tell me why you called me?
Don't you know?
I'm a therapist, nto a psychic.
That would make your job easier, no?
Scarier.

Alex Adams quotes: You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?

You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?

Alex Adams quotes: You want something to drink?Is this a trick question?Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices, so choose wisely.

You want something to drink?
Is this a trick question?
Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices, so choose wisely.

Alex Adams quotes: One way, our way policy.

One way, our way policy.

Alex Adams quotes: If you kill him, call me. I'm bound by doctor client privilege.Really?No, but the courts make exceptions for assholes.

If you kill him, call me. I'm bound by doctor client privilege.
Really?
No, but the courts make exceptions for assholes.

Alex Adams quotes: They rushed in like sickle cells forced through a vein.

They rushed in like sickle cells forced through a vein.

Alex Adams quotes: I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company.

I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company.

Alex Adams quotes: Pa-rump, pa-rump, pa-rump. He's the Little Drummer Boy on speed.

Pa-rump, pa-rump, pa-rump. He's the Little Drummer Boy on speed.

Alex Adams quotes: My two best friends are dead, which means they're great listeners now, but lousy as far as support goes.

My two best friends are dead, which means they're great listeners now, but lousy as far as support goes.

Alex Adams quotes: She's unhurt - or at least not bleeding on the oustide.

She's unhurt - or at least not bleeding on the oustide.

Alex Adams quotes: A crude puppet impaled by her puppet master.

A crude puppet impaled by her puppet master.

Alex Adams quotes: Have you ever been in love?Yes.What's it like?Great and terrible. Like Oz.

Have you ever been in love?
Yes.
What's it like?
Great and terrible. Like Oz.

Alex Adams quotes: It's satisfying. It yields immediate results. Something is dirty. Then it's not.

It's satisfying. It yields immediate results. Something is dirty. Then it's not.

Alex Adams quotes: Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.

Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.

Alex Adams quotes: How do you file a restraining order against sadness?

How do you file a restraining order against sadness?

Alex Adams quotes: Do you realize you're talking to yourself?Yes.It's good that you know the difference.

Do you realize you're talking to yourself?
Yes.
It's good that you know the difference.

Alex Adams quotes: I think my invisibility cloak just failed.

I think my invisibility cloak just failed.

Alex Adams quotes: Just a cold. And I think maybe I'm pregnant, because I'm always riding the porcelain bus, or thinking about it.

Just a cold. And I think maybe I'm pregnant, because I'm always riding the porcelain bus, or thinking about it.

Alex Adams quotes: Thank God.Yeah, God. That guy.

Thank God.
Yeah, God. That guy.

Alex Adams quotes: Detach or go crazy.

Detach or go crazy.

Alex Adams quotes: Are you menstruating?what?You're angry. Women are often angry when they menstruate. It is the hormones.

Are you menstruating?
what?
You're angry. Women are often angry when they menstruate. It is the hormones.

Alex Adams quotes: When I awake, the world is still gone.

When I awake, the world is still gone.

Alex Adams quotes: Just say the word and I'll make him stay.I have to do it.There's no have to. Not even now.

Just say the word and I'll make him stay.
I have to do it.
There's no have to. Not even now.

Alex Adams quotes: Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date.Aha, so he's cute, then?Tasty. And smart. Can't beat that witha stick.

Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date.
Aha, so he's cute, then?
Tasty. And smart. Can't beat that witha stick.

Alex Adams quotes: Fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw!

Fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw!

Alex Adams quotes: Love fills all the gaps in our souls.

Love fills all the gaps in our souls.

Alex Adams quotes: Five years, my family thinks it's time I moved on. I'd like to move on with a non-asshole

Five years, my family thinks it's time I moved on. I'd like to move on with a non-asshole

Alex Adams quotes: If the world ends tomorrow, understand that I regret saying no.

If the world ends tomorrow, understand that I regret saying no.