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Can I ask you something?
Boxers. Briefs exacerbate my claustrophobia.

Do you want me, too?
Yes. And no.
I'll take that. For now.

You'll love him. Or maybe you'll just love him a time or two.

My sister's voice is Minnie Mouse and a dash of fingernails down a chalkboard, but only when she wants to bend me to her will.

I don't want him to think I'm crazy, because I'm not. Desperate is what I am. Quietly desperate and insatiably curious.

I've heard the story about the woman who opened the box and let havoc grab a choke hold on the world.

And while I tell him all my thoughts, I don't always share my secrets.

Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.

You're not dead.
I'm not dead.
Why? How?
Dying wasn't on my list.

Why don't you tell me why you called me?
Don't you know?
I'm a therapist, nto a psychic.
That would make your job easier, no?
Scarier.

You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?

You want something to drink?
Is this a trick question?
Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices, so choose wisely.

One way, our way policy.

If you kill him, call me. I'm bound by doctor client privilege.
Really?
No, but the courts make exceptions for assholes.

They rushed in like sickle cells forced through a vein.

I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company.

Pa-rump, pa-rump, pa-rump. He's the Little Drummer Boy on speed.

My two best friends are dead, which means they're great listeners now, but lousy as far as support goes.

She's unhurt - or at least not bleeding on the oustide.

A crude puppet impaled by her puppet master.

Have you ever been in love?
Yes.
What's it like?
Great and terrible. Like Oz.

It's satisfying. It yields immediate results. Something is dirty. Then it's not.

Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.

How do you file a restraining order against sadness?

Do you realize you're talking to yourself?
Yes.
It's good that you know the difference.

I think my invisibility cloak just failed.

Just a cold. And I think maybe I'm pregnant, because I'm always riding the porcelain bus, or thinking about it.

Thank God.
Yeah, God. That guy.

Detach or go crazy.

Are you menstruating?
what?
You're angry. Women are often angry when they menstruate. It is the hormones.

When I awake, the world is still gone.

Just say the word and I'll make him stay.
I have to do it.
There's no have to. Not even now.

Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date.
Aha, so he's cute, then?
Tasty. And smart. Can't beat that witha stick.

Fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw!

Love fills all the gaps in our souls.

Five years, my family thinks it's time I moved on. I'd like to move on with a non-asshole

If the world ends tomorrow, understand that I regret saying no.