Alan Partridge Quotes
Top 11 wise famous quotes and sayings by Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Alan Partridge on Wise Famous Quotes.
Her yelling continues until I answer the door to find her on her knees shouting through the letterbox, like a gynaecologist bellowing into a woman.
The father, Trevor, was an asthmatic, but what he lacked in being able to breath quietly, he more than made up for with parental skills.
Hello, Alan." said Carol's dad Keith.
"Hello, Alan." said Carol's mum, Stella, not bothering to think of a greeting of her own.
"Hello, Alan." said Carol's mum, Stella, not bothering to think of a greeting of her own.
A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.
He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently doing the heavy metal sign.